Ali

Ali is a rage monster he rapes his brother and be careful he could scam you cause he’s also a Indian scammer he sucks a fortnite and attacks people with lunch boxes

Don’t get Ali mad or he will hit you with his lunchbox

by Mirac October 24, 2018

Ali

an ali is slang for 'saggy boobs' on a girl.

' that girl is so ali '

by rowanna August 1, 2008

ali

A generic species of camel shaggers. Those that go by the subgroup of Keshmand and be identified by that characteristic sticky hands and an unhealthy obsession of strange animations which frequently feature obscene hand movements. Members of the Keshmand group come in 2 distinct builds (short and wide with permanent lenses or of average height, thin with temporary lenses) but share the same lack of life and time spent jerking over PCs, Macs, PSPs, DSa and other computer related jargon although the short and wide type will spend 90% more time uttering the foul rubbish known as bullshit.

1
Me: Why is your hand sticky?
Ali: I was watching Naruto.

2
Ali: (to some random guy) I know more Dragonball characters than you
Random Guy: I have a life

3
Beg friend: Whats up?
Ali: I have downloaded all the Pokemon episodes ever created, it taken 38 gig of my hard drive.
Beg friend: Right, Whats up?

4
Ali: (to nerd) I know more about photoshop than you.
Nerd: (silenced)

by Kocker June 6, 2007

Ali

That type of kid to offer you rice and hashish when youre simping for that one girl.
He would usually have a very good looking nose

dude why are you ali ing me a bowl of lettuce

by Cumisshowingonmypantsdude April 4, 2020

Ali

He's an Indian bitch born in Kenya

Why are you such a bitch?
I'm an Ali

by Chali Banskari December 21, 2018

Ali A

Pure Cringe

You know that idiot named Ali A?

by DefinitelyNotNamedNoah May 7, 2019

Ali

Ali is truly one of a kind. She loves with all her heart and her family is everything to her. She searches the world for love, only to find countless failed attempts. She loves sex and doesn’t agree with the stigma attached to it. She will love hard, but will explode if ignored or abandoned. She demands honesty, promotes loyalty, advocates for the underdog, and lives life by her own set of rules. She is fun, loud, intelligent, sexy, and a treat to know!! Ali is swell. The wrath of Ali should be feared, however. If you ever cross her, you will surely be sorry. She hits hard and fast and you won’t recover ever. So love her right, and never turn your back on her, and she will love you for infinity too. Ali is sweet and someone you should meet!!

Ali is so hot you could melt ice on her ass.

Ali makes an day sunny!
Hey, have you seen Ali today?

by Someonespecialyoushouldknow December 17, 2019