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Alfredo

Thick, chunky, very white and gooey sperm.
"My boyfriend's cum looks like potato soup."

"Dude, that's alfredo cum... He needs to have that shit checked out by a doctor!"
by CrazyJay November 22, 2009
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Alfred ashford

A guy whose family wouldn't let him get a sex change so they sent him far away from normal people. He's from Resident Evil: Code Veronica. He dresses up as his sister and even sounds like a girl. He tucks his dick in his dead sister's underwear.
by BlahBlahBlahBlahBlah August 25, 2005
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scraping fettuccine alfredo

Another term for kissing, because fettuccine noodles are long and flat like tongues.

First used in Supergirl #19, when Supergirl and Wonder Girl were about to Kiss (we're not joking. seriously, look it up) and Ravager (who is apparently the lesbian equivalent of a cockblocker) interrupted them (with a rocket launcher) and said the bellow sentence.
"Wonder-Girl AND Supergirl scraping fettuccine alfredo? Someone get a video camera... we'll get two billion hits on YouTube."
by Woodunt U. Lyketano July 14, 2014
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allied gardens

the part of san diego that will never amount to anything.
AG is the shittiest place ever.
AG kids think they're so cool,
when in reality,
they're all nothing but a bunch of pussies
who have nothing better to do than complain about SC.
SC will always be better than AG,
and thats something those little pussy AG kids are going to have to accept.
Allied Gardens kid #1-man. we're such pussies. we wont even go to SC even though we say we're gonna kick their asses all the time.

Allied Gardens kid #2-i know man. too bad when we DO go to SC, we get murdered in every fight, cause we cant fight for shit.

BOTH kids;we're such pussies.
by katoes. October 15, 2008
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Alfredo

He’s Alfredo
by Queteimpota July 2, 2019
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alfred era

A phrase used only by the most nincompoopy of nincompoops (Yes, I’m looking at you, ALFRED).
An era that will never occur and if it does, please kill us all.
PROTEST against the stupidity of the alfred era!
that guy is an idiot, look at him thinking the alfred era will actually happen
she’s so crazy she wants to be alfred’s pet when the alfred era comes
by you are a boor alfred June 8, 2021
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alfred

a tall white male who's only personality trait is doing drugs. has a big nose and super hot dad. if you see an alfred run for your life because he will gaslight and manipulate you and you will fall for his dad
"oh ew its alfred"
by malsoyer August 30, 2021
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