Hot Asian Alert

When a non-Asian male see's a very attractive female Asian in a public setting, he can then give the "hot Asian alert" to his male companions. This usually consists of a "beew beew beew beew beew" type of noise, and the twirling of the pointer finger in the air. His friends will then know they need to take a gander.

Me and the guys were in a Parisians when Paul spotted an attractive asian woman. He quickly gave the "hot asian alert", and the rest of the guys were quite impressed. Paul was accepted socially for the next couple of days.

by Craig McDouche July 8, 2009

Spoiler Alert

a phrase uttered by someone before they ruin a movie/book/video game and by extention the next 3 days for you

Neal:How was the movie?

Jose:Spoiler alert

Neal:HIT THE DECK!

Jose:The monster in super 8 is *censored*

Neal: Curse you

by Gentleneal December 11, 2011

soiler alert

n. secret notification, usually from one nurse to another, that a patient has been incontinent of feces or urine; a signal used by care staff who wish to avoid the clean-up or who wish to save the patient's dignity by removing visitors from the room.

This is a funny time for emergency blood work. And what the heck is a serum reiff-trenchel osmolality?

Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.

by gnostic1 April 21, 2011

Battle of Alberta

The Battle of Alberta is the one-sided rivalry between the cities of Edmonton, Alberta and Calgary, Alberta. It is most famous for the battles between the NHLs Edmonton Oilers and Calgary Flames, and to a lesser extent the Edmonton Eskimos and Calgary Stampeders.

Why is it so one-sided? Because Edmonton has consistently kicked Calgarys ass in the NHL and CFL playoffs. The Flames have yet to win a playoffs series cleanly against the Oilers, and the Stampeders are a joke compared to the crown jewel of the CFL; the Edmonton Eskimos.

Edmonton is easily the better city as well.

Edmonton always has the last laugh in the Battle of Alberta, but Calgary would kill Edmonton if it were the "Battle of the Greasiest Mullets", or the "Battle of Ugliest Chicks"...

Q: What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Flames fan?

A: The bucket.

by OkeyDokey March 25, 2006

E.N.A (erect nipple alert)

The look of having your nipples stand out, "erect"

Usually someone with ENA does not have a bra on

Lucy:Janet, that girl has a major case of E.N.A (erect nipple alert)
Janet:OMG, Luc, she totally does! That ho must have forgotten her bra!
Lucy: What else do you expect from the school slut?

by Giuseppee! Or Gipsie August 17, 2009

Alberta snowstorm

An orgy involving one woman, generally middle aged, and at least five guys. The men first abstain from masturbating or having intercourse for at least three days, in order to increase the potency and quantity of their ejaculation. The orgy begins when the men stand in a circle around the woman, who is kneeling on the ground. They proceed to circle jerk, ejaculating simultaneously on her head (so that she is covered in the "snow"). They then proceed to gang-bang the woman - pausing first to tweak on some crystal meth. Originated in Ft. MacMurray Alberta, where due to the oil sands there is a largely transient population of male workers (a.k.a rig-pigs), and relatively few females.

Rig-pig 1: How's it goin' eh? Did you bone that chick from the bar last night?

Rig -pig 2: Naw man, I had to share with my buddies. Showed her an Alberta Snowstorm.

by Kabouter Weasley August 5, 2012

Keeble Alert

The Keeble Alert describes when an individual strikes a pose to attract the opposite sex or to impress the same sex. It may sometimes involve the raising of an eyebrow or hand to face movements. First practiced by Ed Keeble.

Look its the keeble alert

by Anonymous January 17, 2005