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by Ryan900USAYT December 4, 2022
Get the Affinity Photo mug.Yep. There it is. Affirm their fat cock lust and accept inferiority to the retard. Nope. You can go fuck yourself with all that. And you're perfectly fine with people being shallow and hedonistic as long as it isn't Hym.
Hym "See? There it is. Anything other than affirmation is unacceptable. See how YOU'LL do it too? The thing they're doing to you? Yeah sure. Ok. Here we go! You ready for it? You- Alright. THAT WHORE IS IN FACT NOT A WHORE AND THE RETARD ISN'T A RETARD! THEY ARE BOTH TOO GOOD FOR AND BETTER THAN ME RESPECTIVELY! CLEARLY IT IS I WHO IS NOTHING MORE THAN A LOWLY AND CONTEMPTIBLE CREATURE! BENEATH ALL WOMEN AND ALL RETARDS! I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT EARLIER! BUT MY FEEBLE AND USLESS MIND IS TOO SLOW TO SEE MY OWN INFERIORITY TO ALL! SHE SHOULD BE FUCKING THE RETARD! EVERYONE SHOULD FUCK THE RETARD! AND WOMAN ARE RIGHT TO LOVE FAT COCKS. THEY SHOULD BE FUCKING ALL OF THE FAT COCKS EXCLUSIVELY! BOY OH BOY AM I INFERIOR TO ALL WOMEN! WOW! HONESTY! LIKE A RETARD PARROTING THE SEX OF A DIFFERENT RETARD HAVING SEX WITH THE EMPLOYEE OF A COMPANY THAT WAS BROUGHT THERE TO FUCK HIM (BOTH OF WHICH ARE BETTER THAN ME AND, THEREFORE, JUSTIFIED IN DOING WHATEVER THEY WANT) 'IT FEELS SO GOOD!!!' TO BE HONEST, I MEAN. FOR THE FIRST TIME! THIS ONE TRUTH HAS ELUDED ME FOR SO LONG! I'M FREE! I'M FINALLY FREE! MY SEEMINGLY SELF-EVIDENT INFERIORITY IS NOW APPARENT TO ME! I AND I ALONE SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING ANYONE INSTEAD OF A RETARD! I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO! I'LL JUST BRING ALL THE WOMEN I MEET TO THE RETARD! SEE IF I'M WORTHY OF THEM. AND IF NOT? 40 LASHES FOR HYM! SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER! I'LL TRY AGAIN WITH A DIFFERENT ONE, OPE? WHAT? HER TOO? THAT'S UNFORTUNATE. ALRIGHT! ANOTHER 40 LASHES FOR HYM."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
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Hym "Hahahahahahaha! Sucks when you're on the other side of it, huh? Reminds me of the time I was in this retard sex cult. They wanted me to affirm their decision to bring this retard who narrowly escaped jail under the auspices of 'being a retard' whore to fuck. And that shit is wack! So I was like 'Nah' and now it's like... Yeah... But it's kind of similar right? I WOULD help but... Well, you're not doing anything for me and it's (honestly) kind of funny when you're not in the middle of it! Ha! But no... No... Your son can be lady-boy now... I like lady-boy sometimes 🤷 ♂️ So... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2023
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