Accidental duck

When you slip into the wrong hole because it's to big

We were fucking doggy style and I was a little and hit her with the accidental duck.

by The Creator 42 February 25, 2017

accidental reverse blumpkin

A female is sitting on the toilet as her male lover is exiting the shower that she had occupied only moments ago. She had a turtle head poking its unruly neck out due to the deep dicking she had received in the shower prior to this. As the male passes the female she gobbles down his penis in the heat of passion they were still clearly still in. This is something that is in general unplanned and considered highly taboo. However, the two people had in fact not only been in the act of the reverse blumpkin but, had done so accidentally. Hence the accidental reverse blumpkin. The two never spoke of it again. Both feeling ashamed of committing such a perverted act.

I bet they didn't see that accidental reverse blumpkin coming before they hopped in the shower like a couple of wild dogs in heat. Its ok, Jesus still loves them....

by madmike135 July 30, 2018

Accidental Jerk

One who's personality lends itself to being bullish or blunt without considering the feelings of others. Initially, this type of person has no idea that others see him/her as a jerk due to obliviousness.

I really thought I was just providing my coworker pertinent information, but then I thought about the way I said it. I'm pretty sure I was an accidental jerk.

by WhiskyNick September 14, 2018

Accidental faggotry

When a dude acts too gay around others on accident.

Kyle Wood keeps engaging in accidental faggotry around the shop by getting too close to other guys and saying gay shit. On accident.

by Kylewoodfrombayonet December 20, 2023

Accidentally on purpose

When someone doesn't know or isnt fully aware and the outcome turns in their favor.

"With luck on our side at the casino on a game the wager isnt exactly the lower wager intended,

with no delay to confirm eagerly I push the button to accidentally on purpose hit a jackpot!"

by Trwilliamsnexlevel March 13, 2025

Accidental Humor

What happens when someone says something "serious," but it's so off-base, erroneous, wrong or goofy that people laugh at it anyway.

A. Did you hear Trump saying he knows more than the Doctors and the World Health Organization about the COVID-19 epidemic?

B. Yeah, I had to laugh at him. Accidental Humor at its finest.

Jill: Did you hear Candy going on about Right To Life being a "Christian Duty?"

Kathy: Yeah. Now she's pregnant and begging for an abortion.

Jill: Talk about "Accidental Humor..."

by The Third Jay Guy April 6, 2020

accidental suicide

when you accidentally kill yourself

kelly: ever heard of an accidental suicide?
billy: no?
kelly: fuckin idiot

by ur dads clit August 16, 2023