Scotty Don't Know

When someone is oblivious to whats happening around them

Look at that guy over there, his girlfriend be cheating and scotty don't know.

by rizzzle May 28, 2015

doing a scotty

Doing a silly dance just before missing a penalty, they are usually ginger.

Oh no he's doing a Scotty

by Ginger dancer August 20, 2015

Sup Scotty

How you address someone whose girlfriend you're casually having sex with.

FWB walking with Bf.
FWB: Oh hey Nick!
Nick: Hey Julie. Sup Scotty?

by flibbity flabbity September 20, 2016

Headphone Scotty

When you wear headphones to not have to deal with certain situations or to ignore others.

So where is your son? He is in his room being a headphone Scotty .

by JokeMeOff November 24, 2016

young scottie

A handsome young man that will spit some rhymes anywhere at anytime no one want to fuck with him cuz he'll whoop a nigga ass if you come at him wrong he's the greatest crip around and people know not to set trip and he doesn't trip he crips

Wassup young scottie you the greatest

by Scottie01 December 22, 2016

Scottied

The act of bringing FUBAR to an entirely new level. Similar to Murphy’s Law, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, but completely due to ones own actions.

That guy was eating a piece of chicken and completely Scottied. He had to have surgery to remove the bone from his throat.

He was putting up a deer stand and Scottied. Still not sure how he broke his thumb strapping in a deer stand.

While attempting to cook dinner, that dude Scottied. Oven caught fire and almost burned down the house.

by Sierratwohotel June 18, 2018

Carol Scotti

The Carol Scotti brings the most positive energy to any environment she inhabits. Her hugs will transport you to another universe and her hospitality is on another level. Huge success is in her future and she will share it with those around her.

Carol Scotti squeezed me out of this world!

by Espião Hilbert August 11, 2018