london police

The most paranoid mutherfuckers in the world. You can't be a teenager at 6 pm and walk five steps before they're on you asking where you "got your drugs". They shine a flashlight in your face and threaten to take you in because you're looking "spaced out".

The London Police are ridiculous. I was walking down my road at 8 o'clock and they stopped me, saying I looked like I was on heroin! (true story)

by Angelacia May 15, 2007

Oli London

Someone will a creepy obsession with kpop idols and needs to get a life.
He says he’s Korean but he’s definitely not
He’s a British person with a weird obsession with kpop idols

“Oli London needs to stop”
“Why ?”
“Because he’s 33 years old”

by Moxxiidoll_ May 8, 2022

The London Lemur

When you’re in the downward dog yoga pose with a British man, after having eaten garlic noodles and crabs, and said British man climbs on top of you.

“I was trying to workout in this yoga studio last night, and some rando gave me the London Lemur!

by Shagaelik April 8, 2019

Oli London

A british, white man who is islamophobic and disgusting. Oli London underwent tons of plastic surgery to look like Jimin, a K-pop idol from BTS. Weirdly, Oli London says he identifies as Jimin, is married to Jimin, but also that Jimin is his father. Something doesn't add up. He thinks he can be Korean by bathing in ramen soup and eating korean food. Please, no one is safe from this man.

Did you hear, Oli London says he's plastic fantastic!
Plastic fantastic? Ha, more like fucking pollution.

by tourettes-superhero April 25, 2022

London Underground

An underground rail network based in London, England. Known as 'The Tube' since 1890 when it was opened. The tube network consists of 12 lines and 4070 cars that carry around 1014 million passengers a year and serves 268 stations.

Let's take the London Underground

by Robert Harper January 11, 2009

London Clamato

The act of tonguing the woman’s mudflaps and collecting the menstrual discharge while filling your cheeks like a chipmunk and swapping it into your partner’s mouth.

"Before I knew it, Stacey and I were splitting a good old London Clamato."

by Belchkins October 26, 2009

London, Ontario

The only reason to be here is if you have a nice job or you need to go to UWO.

London, Ontario is city in Southwestern Ontario

by RajanM November 29, 2010