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pug in my pond

a short ugly dick in my vagina. see defintion #2 pond
The guy at the bar looked pretty hot but the 'pug in my pond' that night was less than memorable.
by p0nk October 1, 2007
mugGet the pug in my pondmug.

pug smuggler 2

actively engaging in the five-finger discount of such brittish pug dogs.- Said dogs may flatulate, and stiffen upon tresspass
"Yo, Tyrome, Muthafucka Cecil Stole ma d' to the a to the w-g.
by ty cob August 30, 2005
mugGet the pug smuggler 2mug.

Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol

A day where everyone in the apoc community turns gay and have some rough sexual intercourse. Common slangs used in this day is "hop on crim" or "hop on apoc". This day can only be celebrated at December 2nd.
"Happy Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol everyone!"
"You too! wanna hop on crim?"
by pussy nigga balls November 28, 2021
mugGet the Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lolmug.

pug

Stands for "Person of unspecified gender".

A cute nickname to call someone when you first get to know them and before you ask for their pronouns. It only works if you explain it to people after you say what it is. It also only works if you use it for both cisgender-assumed and transgender-assumed individuals (maybe a good segue to ask the right person for their pronouns). If you call someone a pug and you hold transphobic viewpoints, it's no longer a cute nickname. I just made this up and thought it was funny
“Hey pug! Nice dress.”

I like your suit, pug.”
by here's an L September 26, 2022
mugGet the pugmug.

Pug dogg'n

Someone who lives life with the view that magic might be around every counter. They never know what’s going to happen, they don’t plan for anything happening but they know what ever happens will be magical. They do little things everyday to make the world a better place. From flicking a smile in the street to putting a bit of extra love into making a stranger coffee.
Dressed in a cape and wielding a spatula, Ben took pug dogg'n to new heights as he attempted to conquer the culinary world, one giant pancake at a time.
by Doggy Dog Father April 8, 2024
mugGet the Pug dogg'nmug.

Pug

A Nickname for any individual called 'Austin'.
Have you heard the pug's performance?
by KmohHasOpps November 9, 2024
mugGet the Pugmug.

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