Muff jacket

An item of apparel (eg. underwear) designed for either warming &/or covering the entirety or majority of a woman's muff (vagina, pussy, beef curtains, etc.).

"Just remember girls, no muff jacket's in the hot tub".

"May I remove your muff jacket with my teeth?"

"Hey Bucky, is that new muff jacket adequately warming your vagina?"

by Muffjacket May 23, 2013

muff rat

see bearded clam

Just throw that boyfriend dog of yours a muff rat.

by enspration5 May 28, 2004

muff milk

Simply when a female cums.

I fuckd this chick so hard her muff milk squirted all over me.

by kstan3 October 11, 2010

muff cone

The cone-like shape of overgrown female pubic hair that forms over the vagina after failing to maintain female muff

As she finally proceeded to remove her panties, Doug was utterly astounded by the low-hanging muff cone forming over his hot date's cooter

by LakeForestWASP August 28, 2012

Muff Fluffies

Left over tissue in the private region of women after using the restroom. During oral sex, usually flicked or blown away. Ew. Gross.

"Bitch, I ain't licking that! Look at those muff fluffies!"

by Padam2 January 10, 2012

Muff Nit

Self explanatory... Nits of the muff.
Also known as crabs.
Something that can't be very nice to have.

That girl has Muff Nits

by Maurice2nd December 18, 2008

Muff Hands

The act of using something furry to cover your hands for warmth, usually resulting in your fingers losing their dexterity for everyday uses.

Can also be used when trying to steal someone elses warmth by squeezing your hands into their gloves while they are still wearing them.

I can't believe I left my muff hands at home today, its freezing outside.

C'mon over here and give me some of that muff hands action!

I can't unock my iPhone with these muff hands!

by Miss Muff Hands November 22, 2011