Maybe Promise

The type of promise that comes from politicians or anybody on the the internet. Its a promise that has about a 50/50 chance of becoming true, usually when the promiser either will only complete their promise if they feel like it later, or when they are secretly hoping that the person/people they are promising will forget about the promise. Maybe Promises most commonly come from YouTubers, Redditors, or people named Casey. The chances of them completing the promise usually increase dramatically once the person/people they promised have the balls to pressure them, after they come to the realization that they are experiencing a Maybe Promise.

Annoying Minecraft YouTuber: GUYS IF THIS VIDEO REACHES 10K LIKES I PROMISE I WILL LIVESTREAM ME BEATING MINECRAFT ON HARDCORE MODE!!1!

Little Brother: yo big bro this youtuber said hell beat minecraft on hardcore mode

Big Brother: dont get your hopes up its just a maybe promise

by GreaseyFun June 07, 2023

maybe-hd

Adjective. Describes a situation where a person believes they may have ADHD but have not been formally diagnosed.

Your partner's Maybe-HD is no excuse for infidelity.

by dreaminc August 13, 2022

John Wayne Maybe

(n. - pejorative)

A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.

See also: "predatory closet job."

Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.

by IvyLeague86 November 14, 2014

[Not this week but maybe next week]

The act of telling someone that u can't do a task this week but maybe u can do it nxt week

Bobby: Hey Billy can u help me choke the chicken today.
Billy: Naw, Not this week but maybe next week.
Bobby: Aw, ok i'll just wait

by Dr. Azzwipe August 26, 2008

NE Maybe

“Dinars” are well spoken individuals with a lot of mental issues. He is very nice and very easy to be Comrades with. “Dinar” is a person who wants love and affection. Although he is very nice. He will not hesitate to put Someone 6 feet with the victims moms crying.

NE Maybe is crazy🙂

by Maybe just Maybe November 22, 2021

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

by July 28, 2023

legit maybe

i actually have something that i might have to do but if not i will be there for you

Dude wanna come to my party?
Legit maybe!

by knowsmyworda February 18, 2019