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Glenn Evans the III

He is the a sexy ass motherfucker,the goat, and a hero. Respect the goated WR
Birth: June 23rd 2004
Fun fact his favorite food are hotdogs.
I wish I was Glenn Evans the III so I could be the goat-Alexis
by Vincent Vega's long lost son. December 16, 2019
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Glenn Jose Howard

Glenn also known as Jose also known as Jay also known as Howy is very and i mean VERY homosexual. He fetishises men with pussies and dreams about getting his nipples sucked by them. He id extremely short... I MEAN COMPACT and he identifies with things such as tacos and buritos. Hes a nerd but also very stupid. Soft... but mostly hard. (;
Ugh he keeps making taco jokes... classic Glenn Jose Howard behavior LOL
by slimthiccqueenuwu420 November 22, 2021
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Lil Glenn

A very very very energetic boy who loves to play vid games .He kinda crazy
Hey lil glenn come play
by WASSUP FROM THA GHETTO July 31, 2016
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Glenn Andre

by i am very dumb December 12, 2019
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The Glenn

Ordering pizza combinations that make no sense and end up costing more anyway. IE ordering two pizzas, 1/2 pepperoni 1/2 cheese rather than one of each.
Hey man, did you order pizzas for tonight? Yea! I got The Glenn! Two half and half!
by Partyfire July 24, 2024
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john glenn middle school

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.
by dads_divorce_papers October 20, 2023
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Glenn

A person who is always makes jokes but half of the time it doesn't make sense.He has alot of feelings for someone as soon as he falls in love with a girl's name Shania.
Glenn is very caring.
People use him for his feelings.
They hurt you in every way they possibly can.
Get a life.
by Whoever's he's up to October 7, 2019
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