hum-zoo

short for human zoo..
a train wreck
picture lions runnig around the park, chasing zebras.. the monkeys are throwing shit at the guests

Friend 1:Dude, stay away from her she's a zoo
Friend 2: What?
Friend 1: a hum-zoo

by wstsdgrl March 12, 2008

Zoo-Buddy

n. \zü-bădēē\

1. A qualified professor released from a zoo.

2. A person acting like Zoo-Buddy.

Student1: "What's wrong with this guy?"
Student2: "Oh, don't you know, he's Zoo-Buddy"

by Student-3 February 20, 2009

zoo crew

additional types of people who
look like animals.

for example of zoo crew
michelle looks like a frog
erika looks like a pig
ganessa looks like a flamingo
myda looks like a rat

by EssentialQuestions January 5, 2008

Zoo kid

The kids at the zoo That you always see in wheel chairs and look like they are aliens but are just really autistic.

We almost won the game but chris was a zoo kid and lost the game

by ACapyBara January 23, 2018

Atlanta Zoo

A term used by many rappers to refer to their "stash house," or place where they store their drugs.

In relation to a 'bird,' meaning a kilo of cocaine. Later evolved into a 'chicken.'

Person 1: Hey man I've gotta hit up Atlanta Zoo for a chicken!

Person 2: Yeah i needa get highhhh.

by Rob424 April 5, 2011

Zoo bee

The true and right way of saying 'zombie' (not be be confused with a bee in a zoo).

"OH NO THERE'S GOING TO BE A ZOO BEE APOCALYPSE!"

"LOOK ITS A ZOO BEE COMING OUT OF THE GROUND!"

by SoMeThInGwhatSoMeThInG December 1, 2020

Zoo Job

When a giraffe licks your anus while a monkey nibbles on your nipples gently.

Bill got caught getting a zoo job and now can’t even watch animal planet.

by Patriots061 January 6, 2022