Zane

A massive wide receiver. Also has a head shaped like a fucking triangle

IQ of 7 at max.

"Hey look it's Zane!!"
"What a fucking nigger"

by dadoomboi March 21, 2024

Zane

A sexy mf with a mullet who does wrestling and is funny. He also has the dumbest fucking laugh ever but for some reason it just drawing you in bc he’s so mf cute it actually pisses you off. Like you wanna punch him in his stupid cute ducking face so bad that shits dumb

"I heard you liked Zane Vetter?”
“Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch I don’t even wanna.”

by Tobalicious__ October 13, 2020

Zane Russell

A nasty skank a$$ boi. Has above average personality, insanely good-looking, isn’t afraid of a bit of NOS poisoning and can pump some pretty off-the-charts sk8erboi moves. You’d be lucky as hell to know a Zane Russell. And even luckier if one fell in love with you.

Person 1 - Whoa BRUH, you be pullin’ bitches all night!! How do you do that?

Person 2 - I dno man, I’m a Zane Russell.

by Josh4win November 22, 2021

zane

he's a keeper and the absolute fuckin best. he's super funny and pretty damn smart. oh, and not to mention, the hottest motherfucker alive. he's also poetic and artistic, literally the sweetest, most kindest boy you could ever meet.

girl one: zane is so sweet and so hot!

by zanes gf <3 April 2, 2022

Zane

Zane is a funny dude. He’s short, like his D, and isn’t really the most athletic. He does come from a good background of fucking hoes. Besides this, Zane is an overall L

Zane is an L

by L+L=L November 19, 2019

zane day

zane day, a day for zane,,, on may 12th

1 : DID U HEAR?? ITS ZANE DAY!!
2 : cool.

by tweekballs January 13, 2022

Rocky zane

One bad ass mother fucker. Perfectly thick and juicy, who has the best mullet of them all , and has a hard throbbing COCK and any given time ready to impregnate any woman within a 40 mile radios. Only 40 miles because that how much gas is left in his badass yukon xl

Rocky Zane loves Dale Earnhardt

by anonymous April 20, 2021