Saran wrap trap

Wrap saran wrap around your lower body like its a pair of boxer shorts. Wear it for 24 hours while eating foods that make you repetitively fart into said wrap. after the wrap is at the point where it can get no stinkier, take it off and slap your girlfriend in the face with it during sex.

Colleen broke up with me last night because I pulled the Saran wrap trap on her. I miss her already.

by Sally Crapbasket June 21, 2009

wape

To wank and type at the same time

Derived from (wa)nk and ty(pe)

"I spend my friday evenings wapeing alone on myspace"

by Steme December 29, 2007

Warped Tour

only the best concert ever
5 stages, 8 hours

All-American Rejects, Taking back Sunday, The Used, Rufio, Simple Plan, AFI, Sum 41...

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

roscommon wrap

A safe sex practice. Involves three steps. 1. Put a condom on your penis. 2. Unravel another condom and fill it with a few drops of Franks Red Hot Sauce. 3. Put the hot sauce condom over the condom that is already on your penis. This should only be used on dirty girls. If the hot sauce condom breaks, the girl will begin to scream, and you will know that you have to double up the condoms again.

Guy #1: Hey dude, I had sex with Jenny last night

Guy #2: Oh no bro, I'm pretty sure she has AIDS

Guy #1: I'm not worried about it, I roscommon wrapped my dick, I had to double it up three different times

Guy #2: Good call, her vagina is probably still on fire

by Joe Breezy January 12, 2011

Crack Wrap

A grilled tortilla filled with hummus and (vegan) cheese - coined by Sarah Matheny (aka Mama Pea) of popular vegan food blog Peas and Thank You.

Mama is tired and starving and wants something fast and easy. (That's what she said.) Time to make a crack wrap.

by Mama's Weeds July 31, 2011

Wrapped

Australian slang term meaning happy; overjoyed; delighted.

Aussie 1: "how did you go on the maths test?"
Aussie 2: "omg dude i aced it, was so wrapped when I found out."

by wrappedmate November 7, 2010

wrap out

a person that is a complete loser or dork of some sort. that person basically blows all around.

Who invited that guy to the party? He's a complete Wrap Out!

by Joe & Matty November 11, 2006