the wooden squirrel

The act of a squirrel getting raped in the ass by a giant log.

the wooden squirrel is sexy

by trippyskippy January 13, 2011

Minecraft Warden

Minecraft's equivalent to Terraria's dungeon guardian.

Person 1: Bro that new Minecraft warden's so op!
Person 2: Yeah it's practically the dungeon guardian of Minecraft!

by Pure Ultimate February 19, 2022

wooden nickel

noun-when a guy/girl sits on his/her partner's face and the guy/girl poops a little, leaving an indelible brown circle approximately the size of a nickel. Can't be too much--or you just had someone shit on your face.

During a moment of crazed ecstasy, the girl mounted his unshaven face and gently placed a wooden nickel upon his sweaty brow.

by Joey Shmoey November 16, 2006

wooden spooning

The act of spooning but with a boner. Usually done by two people who are friends/lovers.

Not only were we spooning, but we were wooden spooning.

by Dusty Spangler December 1, 2006

wooden spooners

1.The team that is the worst team in a sporting competion.
2.A Team that hasnt won a game
3. the team at the bottom of a sporting ladder

The Cronulla sharks are the wooden spooners in the NRL competion this year.

by qwertyuiopoiuytrewq August 14, 2007

Wooden Door

An object usually found in games. If seen, the door will usually require some sort of key to open. The doors found in a game are completely impenetrable to anything that might damage a metal door, including but not limited to Kicks, Rockets, and Explosives.

Oh! A wooden door. This Door is locked Huh... I guess I better find a key, instead of breaking it down.

by Anhilliator1 October 14, 2016

wordvention

The unknowing invention of a new word. Normally alcohol induced.

Thats not a real word. Thats a wordvention.

I think you made that word up. That was a wordvention.

by Tony risk June 23, 2007