the woody

The greatest individual attempt at a sandwich induced orgasm. The signle most amazing piece of edible delight known to mankind. God's gift to the stoner population of sacramento. Roast beef, cream cheese, melted cheddar, and the perfect blend of tabasco sause and Beach Hut's BBQ sauce all toasted to perfection on a sourdough roll. Eating anything else is like wiping your ass with sand paper.

Beach Hut attendent: "Hey, what can i get for you?"

Spennny:"can i get a large woody, extra sauce, and a small drink"

Beach Hut attendent:"would u like me to rub your balls as well?"

Spennny:"no thanks, i'll have bricked twice by the time youve taken this order just thinking of how delicious the woody will be."

The Woody is my savior.

by Spenny Benny April 23, 2008

Pee Woody

An erection caused by the retention of urine after a long night's sleep. Usually found after a night of drinking. Sometimes causes akward boner's in the morning and contrary to popular belief, it is not advisable to have sex with a pee woody.

Oh man, I wish I could masturbate but this is just a stupid pee woody.

by Jean Guy Rubberboot January 1, 2012

wet woody

Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.

I used my boyfriends penis to give my other friend a wet woody.

by Magicswagbear July 31, 2015

snoogy-woogy wips

Sexi time, I think. I read a Calvin and Hobbes Comic and that’s what I extrapolated.

“Look, just give me a hint, ok? One hint, c’mon!”
“Ok here: ‘Snoogy-Woogy Wips.’”
“EWW!”
“See? I told you you weren’t old enough.”

by ReiaDaGeia November 19, 2020

Woody

a hardon or a boner

I got a woody when she rubbed her hand on my johnson

by Greg August 22, 2003

woodywood pecker

to tap your dick in your bitche's forehead while she suck your nuts

i did a woodywood pecker on dat bitch

by brotha chester May 13, 2005

Woody Whipped

Opposite of pussy whipped but the other way around. for a guy to have total control of a girl

Jeremy has Kaylor Woody Whipped :)

by Kaylor July 9, 2007