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BIG WILLY WONKA

by Man on a Mission April 30, 2025
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Willy Wonkaed

When you give somebody something in a video game because they say they are poor, but it turns out they tricked you and they are millionaires.
Timmy: This poor kid, he has no money
Poor kid: HAHAHAHAHHA
Timmy: OH NO I'VE BEEN WILLY WONKAED!
by ILoveDuckTales May 21, 2020
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wooly wonka

The act of chewing bubblegum then spitting it into your partners vaginal hairs then eating it out.
man james does the wooly wonka perfectly. My hair hurts
by Ben D. Kowk March 11, 2011
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Dirty Wonka

Shoving a candy bar up your ass and shitting it in a person's mouth.
My buddy Bill was hungry so I gave him a dirty wonka.
by Wonkareffic November 16, 2022
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A very low budget and unlicensed event held at Box Hub in Glasgow, Scotland promoting the movie wonka, organized by a guy called William Coull. It become viral because of having "meth lab" Oompa Loompas and using AI art for the images promoting the event and the "candy land" tarpaulins in the warehouse. It gives sort of a liminal space vibe because it's in a warehouse. It became viral for the meth lab Oompa Loompas and "The Unknown", a character that looks like a hacker. Shame on you William Coull!!! You're rolling Roald Dahl's grave.
The Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience was an event held on February 24, 2024 at the Box Hub Warehouse.
What is that? It's the unknown!!!
by Thanks, obama. March 1, 2024
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Wonka Whack

When you dick-slap her chin after anal.
After I unloaded in her ass, I gave her a sloppy Wonka Whack for good measure.
by DMixylodian August 25, 2021
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Willy Wonka

When you are mutually masturbating, while laying or standing back to back sharing a towel which is passed underneath both of your crotch. During masturbation, both partners “saw” the towel back and forth as if they were looking to dry their taints. One or more participants then begins to shit into the towel, with both partners continuing to “saw” the towel back and forth which spreads the shit all over both participants’ junk.
My girlfriend and I did a Willy Wonka last night. Her pussy tasted like shit the next day.
by WillyWonkasChocolateFactory April 16, 2021
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