shave regret

The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.

Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.

As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.

by vanbarbecue November 01, 2017

liquid regret

The point of no return. Casually idling through life. Seamlessly not giving a shit

Honey.. Can you pass the liquid regret?

by LaquidWegret October 23, 2020

5-Alarm Regret

The feeling one gets after adding entirely too much hot sauce to ones food

Joe: whats wrong Bill?

Bill: this sri racha just gave me a bad case of the 5-Alarm regret.

by lordfusty August 08, 2007

lowkey regrets

when you regret something but want to keep it on the down low.

i chose a choc mint flavoured straw instead of a strawberry one.. ugh lowkey regrets

by gleam serene April 11, 2022

Daim Bar Regret

You buy and eat this delicious confectionery, only to find that you will not be able to remove it from your teeth completely for the next two weeks unless you seek specialist help.

"Oh no, I have Daim Bar regret"

by Blankhandle1 November 05, 2022

The Papa's Regret

The all-encompassing feeling of illness after eating too much Papa John's pizza (or equivalent fast food pizza). It is usually followed by periods of introspection, tears of regret, and re-evaluation of one's life choices.

Antonym of Papa Bless.

"My dude, I have The Papa's Regret."
"Well no wonder you have The Papa's Regret, you pigged out on an entire large pizza.

by chimneyswift October 21, 2017

regret-rape

When someone is claiming they were raped because they regret having sex with someone else consensually. This pretty much never happens but incel use it as an excuse for why they hate women.

Common in incel communities

Rapey frat bro: Stacy came back 5 years later after having consensual sex and said I raped her

Incel: that's just regret-rape because she regretted it

by moonboi42069 January 04, 2024