friend++

A friend with whom you're having a loveless sexual relationship.

I just upgraded Sheila to Friend++.

by corsair2 September 04, 2003

friends

1. Something I don't have many of.

2.The TV show that just won't go away.

1. Damn, when people think you are a serial killer they don't want to be your friends.

2.Friends was cancelled like 3 years ago and people are still talking about it.

by Sgt. Pepper August 07, 2005

Friends

Friends?

What friends?

by SussybakaVagina April 04, 2022

friends

Something you don't have.

You have no friends you fucken slut ass bitch fucker. :)

by The Horny definitions April 04, 2016

Friend

Two people who have a mutual relationship with each other.

Adrien Agreste: "we're just friends"
MLB FANS: Yall relationship is not just mutual!!!! *facepalm*

by WOEDOM February 03, 2018

friend

a person who doesn't care what you look like but who you are as a human being. a friend is someone who sees a signfigance in your physical/mental presence. also shall it be noted that a friend b.f.f is totally willing to go on an insane sugar(or other caffinated substance--legal of course)frenzie!

Me and my friend are CRAZY.
My friend is better than you.

by Marygrace Piccolomini (Pick-Oh-Low-Meanie) May 31, 2008

FRIENDS

The ABSOLUTE best and FUNNIEST show in the entire world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Anyone who thinks otherwise is a FUCKING DUMBASS -should go to Hell- Son-Of-A-Bitch**

AthankU

Waaaay better than Malcom in the fucking Middle (which is a horrible show). Friends is even better than Gilmore Girls, That 70's Show, The Colbert Report, Sex and the City and Seinfeld which are also very sweeeet shows!

**Again, anyone who dissagrees is obviously deaf, dumb and or blind and also fucking morons**

by theFRIENDSgirl June 17, 2006