Wisconsin Sledgehammer

When you cup your penis using the scrotal sack so that the balls are in line with the head of the penis, then use as a hammer on someone's head. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I woke up to the smell of musty cheese, only to see my friend trying to give me a Wisconsin Sledgehammer

by Huggabear July 13, 2012

Summer Motown Wisconsin [mission]

1) A place in central wisconsin that is, definitively, the shit.

2 mission) An objective accomplished post-midnight involving the consumption of nutrients within a mile of your spawn point, in real life.

1) We go to summer motown wisconsin to get away from sleazy douchebags/get laid.

2) Last night we went to go get a case or 2 of TAB at the local county market.

by Milar September 10, 2005

Wisconsin

The best by far out of all 50 states. We some of the friendliest folk you will ever find. Although some of our people speak with a kind of Canadian accent buts thats more to the north. By far the best city is Milwaukee, home to the Milwaukee Brewers. Theres lots to do in Wisconsin such as Summerfest, deer hunting, going to the Dells (Home to Americas largest waterpark), hanging by Lake Michigan, and many others. We also have the most famous football team in the leauge the Green Bay Packers (who by the way won the first and second Super Bowls so all you other states can suck it.) Wisconsins state animal is the Badger which is a very beautiful animal. And even the Super Bowl trophy is named after our famous coach Vince Lombardi. The weather is always nice except it can drastically change on the spot. Overall Wisconsin is the best place to live. The Packers are known to have a very huge rivalry with the Chicago Bears (who suck) and the Minnesota Vikings (also suck.)

Packers Vs. Bears in Green Bay

Bears Fan: Booo Packers suck!!!

Packer Fan: Hey dir friend nice to see you here at the game.

Bears Fan: Booo Packers su..what?

Packers Fan: I said welcome to wisconsin friend.

Bears Fan: Damn Urban Dictionary didn't lie when they said people from Wisconsin were friendly.

by Jokesterpants June 25, 2009

The Wisconsin Effect

A Phenomenon that occurs to people who upon entering Wisconsin territory, become pissy, moody, territorial, defensive, cocky, and use a new array of vocabulary because they have recently kissed a Wisconsinite and liked it. Europeans have natural immunity.

Zentner: Hey I'll be right back, I gotta go take a PISS.
Tom: Woah woah Zentner whats with this harsh language? You've never said words like that before.
Mario: Didn't you know? He went to Wisconsin and kissed Olga.
Justin: Its the Wisconsin Effect in action.
Zentner: What?!?! Tom, Imma gonna hitchu in da head.

by StudentsAgainstWisconsinEffect July 30, 2009

Wisconsin Tumor

A Wisconsin Tumor refers to the infamous "beer gut" that so many men proudly sport. The term references Wisconsin in particular most likely because of the amount of beer consumption and cheese eating that takes place there. Although many males in Wisconsin have the mysterious body shape, this can be seen on men all over the world.

Would you look at that guy over there?! He's balancing his drink on his Wisconsin Tumor!

by Mkeah August 20, 2012

Wisconsin Fox Hunt

An attempt to pickup attractive Women from Wisconsin using cheese analogies.

"Hey Dude, wanna go on a Wisconsin Fox Hunt this weekend?"

Attempts may include:
"Hey baby, I wanna stuff your Havarti with my Provalone..." "Girl, you're giving me blue cheese balls"

by words411 March 12, 2013

Wisconsin Windmill

When a man is having sex with a woman and is about to cum, he does the helicopter with his dick while he is cumming.

My boyfriend did a Wisconsin Windmill last night. It's gonna take ages to clean up.

by GHAC August 21, 2013