Ego-namer

Someone who puts their own name into Urban Dictionary just so that they can make up things about their genitalia size, good personality, etc. Judging by this,you can assume that everything in their posts are completely false. They are also commonly associated with Down Syndrome.

Gilbert:hey look at my definition for my name in urban dictionary that i definitely didnt write
Samantha:fucking ego-namer
Samantha:*leaves and never comes back*
Gilbert:is it because i have down syndrome?

by gearworks July 3, 2018

Skyscraper ego

A 1000+ foot ego, 1300 foot if you count the antennae.

Jefe has been playing up to Alan's skyscraper ego, but Alan hasn't noticed since his head is in the clouds.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2018

Gymflated Ego

The often over inflated self confidence that accompanies going to the gym regularly. Were someone to be overly confident about their actual size or disillusioned as to their stature as a result of doing excercise, to the point of arrogance, then they would have an gymflated ego.

Bro 1: Hey brah, why is that weedy guy wearing a wife beater??
Bro 2: Well ever since he started going to the gym loads he thinks he's hench. Weird right??
Bro 1:yeah well, that guy has an Gymflated Ego .

by suthmeister1 September 16, 2011

ego blasting

Convincing someone to do something via preemptively saying you will best them. Thus making there ego make them do it to beat you.

"Yo, you dont even have to play I know I'd already beat you in for honor."

"Bro, i would beat you idk what you mean, but I'm not gonna let you keep ego blasting me into doing it, goodnight."

by COOLKIDXD118 November 20, 2018

Ego Fighter

Someone who fights those that he/she can easily beat for a confidence boost.

John is such a ego fighter, his dick has to be tiny.

by King Garcia November 8, 2020

ego ocean

When an ego is so low, you could fill it up with water and sail a boat through it.

Amber- See that boy over there?
Peter- Yeah?
Amber- He has the depest ego ocean I've ever seen.
Peter- Oh, you mean like Chad?
Amber- Yeah. Like Chad.

by мιss.мєтลℓ March 10, 2009

Ego-Tripsical

Someone who builds up an ego from using psycadelics e.g:

Billy has been taking acid for the past few months, And so thinks he is better than others or that he has some sort of powers that others do not

"just because you take acid doesn't mean you're better than me, you're an ego-tripsical prick."

by YaBoiHummus August 26, 2020