British WiFi

An overpriced crap service that leaves you dissatisfied

Phone: no Internet connection

Person 1: the WiFi here sucks
Person 2: that's British WiFi for you

by creeperminer on tekkit legends November 30, 2021

red wifi

the obstacle in online game

My wifi is bad, I am always collecting red wifi.

My ping is above 900+

by maximgaren July 25, 2020

wifi cable

The name for an ethernet cable for people who don't know anything about networking.

Pass me the wifi cable so I can download fortnite faster

by Chil_Bru August 27, 2023

wifi money

A way to influence children to learn to make money. Wifi money is considered dropshipping.

" HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH CARS!" "wifi money."

by chickenbutt12312312 January 17, 2023

wifie material

When you see a HOT GIRL THAT YOU WANT TO BE YOUR WIFE EVEN THOUGH SHE DOSEN'T KNOW IT YET

MAN YOU SEE THAT CHICK OVER THERE SHE'S PRIMETIME WIFIE MATERIAL

by '70Boss 429 mustang March 25, 2023

get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 5, 2022

Wifi Gambit

The Online Chess strategy where you abuse your opponent's poor internet connection to easily claim the win. Coined by Levy Rozman aka GothamChess

Oh his wifi's down, WIFI GAMBIT WIFI GAMBIT LETS GOOOO

by MumboJumboFan123 January 15, 2023