Wisey

Wisey is the shortened/ nickname for wiseborn, wisdom and many other names. The nickname wisey is reserved for people who have a calm demeanour as the name suggest. They are usually the ones that people rely on in tough situations to come up with a plan. Although they can be seen as dry and monotone people, their name acts as a window to another side which they rarely show. This side of theirs is their kind and adorable side. Overall they are just good people and should be cherished as you don't see somebody as perfect and loveable as them every day.

"Hey Wisey get over here"
"Let me introduce you to my guy Wisey"
"I would totally choose wisey"
"Most people can just be assholes but Wisey is the exception"

by A rural place July 20, 2021

Wise Mystical Tree

If you are over 25 and own a computer, this game is a must-have!

Bruh wtf up with that wise mystical tree bruh nahhhh

by Quasar_BBX October 13, 2022

mike wisowski

ruler of the land of monsters know to create carrots from thin air and stab them up peoples assholes

mike wisowski is cool

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018

Christopher Wistopher

Christopher Wistopher is a 57 year old male philosopher who is often named as the 'Father of Wistory', due to his significant additions to science and human thought.

as a wise man once said
When in doubt, whip it out.
-Christopher Wistopher

by terrariaairarret August 30, 2021

sampson's last wish

The haircut any female will go crazy for

Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.

by widget master September 29, 2020

Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom

Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.

After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."

For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.

Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.

by Kleeck July 8, 2011

Wisdoh

Unconventional wisdom acquired the hard way

Experience is the mother of wisdom. Bad experience is the mother of wisdoh. D'oh

by NoMoreGoodUsernames November 14, 2010