Wells

1. Marijuana (noun)

2. The act of getting high off of marijuana (verb)

3. Describing some good shit (adj)

1. Do u got any wells? I dont wanna feel my face!

2. Bro Lets go wells then listen to Dark Side of the Moon
3. Dude this is fucking wells! I just wanna jump in warm feathers right now!

by Grandaddy R December 22, 2008

Wellsian Porn

Wellsian porn, or pornography, is material that provides sexual arousal to someone obsessed with the military and related fields. The name comes from its main user, Wells.

Wellsian pornography typically consists of things such as the HBO mini-series Band of Brothers, Soldier of Fortune Magazine, and popular country songs like Toby Keith's American Soldier.

Oh man, who left this Wellsian Porn around... watch where you sit, it might be wet.

by sling pigeon September 22, 2009

willesque

a creeper. for sure.

"My god, this hobo is so willesque..."

by Dylan and Akane December 7, 2006

Wells Cathedral School

A school for humans who other people think are posh but they aren't.....that posh. Their diet includes iPhones, Apple Macs and Blackberrys. #yolo

Jessica: Hey, does she go to Wells Cathedral School?
Amy: Yeah, yesterday she was hungry so she ate my Blackberry!
Jessica: Jeez....

by bazingaababyyy November 27, 2012

cum wells

The dimples at the bottom of girls back.

'I was screwing her from behind, it was sweet.'
'Dude you didn't blow your load inside did you?!'
'No pulled out just in time to fill her "cum wells"!

by Pig85 September 12, 2013

wellesley

the guys r pimps of all pimps....ladies are hotties............life is great......ya we throw it down too but the cops do suck cock....they got nothin better to do rather than eat donuts and chase us around...

i dont know what to write for this example but missin ya all

by ya'll know me by #18 December 12, 2004

wellness

The general state of well-being, generally associated with the presence of human emotions possessing generally happy, optomistic qualities. Wellness can be found often in those that are morally straight, giving, rich, and other people who can be assumed due to the previous description.

One might wonder, "How are the rich assocated with wellness?" Well, to answer your question which would most likely not be asked in so many words, it was a joke intended to be put down here in the italics text which it seems you are reading currently, the idea being to make the reader laugh, although it seems this attempt has failed miserably.

by Theodorus April 28, 2004