Step 1: Grab the back of the victim's underwear.
Step 2: Pull up as powerfully as you can.
Step 3: Dump hot sauce down the gap.
Step 4: Enjoy
Step 2: Pull up as powerfully as you can.
Step 3: Dump hot sauce down the gap.
Step 4: Enjoy
by Texas W May 07, 2009
A messy wedgie is a wedgie in which something unusually messy is first put down the back of the victims underwear. This can be anything from a slimy food product or even mud. Anything that might be classified as messy could be used in a messy wedgie, they usually work well in regular underwear or panties.
I gave lisa a messy wedgie last night, i used some some ketchup and mustard we were using for our burgers. she freaked!
by lolsuperman June 03, 2007
A wedgie where the victim is suspended by their underwear, which usually causes the undies to rip very quickly. Sometimes, however, the underwear are strong enough to keep the victim suspended, causing intense pain in the crotch and butt.
I was walking back to my dorm after my last class of the day when a guy jumped me. He dragged me to a park, when I recognized him as a guy who used to bully me in high school. He reached into the back of my pants and gave me a wedgie. “Tighty-whities? I shouldn’t be surprised,” he said, continuing to yank my undies up my butt. He pulled my pants down, exposing my butt cheeks. I was in shock, so all I could to was squirm and whimper as he kept pulling. Eventually, he got bored and left me in a painful hanging wedgie on the playground equipment. My briefs didn’t rip for hours, so I was stuck up there, crying from the pain. That was the first of many hanging wedgies I would receive.
by broncos502 June 08, 2023
When the victom is given a regular wedgie on a computer chair, they are taped or tied to the chair forced to type exactly what is happening. If they stop typing, the giver gives them a worse wedgie. They keep this up until giver says that the typing is good enough, by good enough I mean good grammer, spelling, and detail.
I like to write, and my friend knows that, So, at her house, she gives me a journelist wedgie and I typed exactly what was happening. I got yanked 6 times and it lasted 10 minutes.
by Nefertiti9892 May 16, 2010
Similar to the generic wedgie with a painful twist. To give a foot wedgie first give your victim a normal wedgie. As they cringe in pain, pull one or both of their feet back and pull the elastic band of their underwear around their toes. This will leave your victim immobilized and shrieking in pain. Your victim might have to cut/tear their underwear to free themselves. Note: works best when victims still has shoes on.
John: "Jack your gay."
Jack: "Take that back or I'll give you the worst foot wedgie of your life!"
John: "I was just kidding please don't!"
Jack: "That's what I thought."
Jack: "Take that back or I'll give you the worst foot wedgie of your life!"
John: "I was just kidding please don't!"
Jack: "That's what I thought."
by Leroylongballs August 04, 2014
Chilly wedgie: when I was a young 14 year old boy me and my brother were playing in the snow also our parents were away were were playing then my brother coaxed me to get in his room then he pulled my panties down then yanked my underwear so high then he hung me on the coat hangar he then got a bunch of ice and filled my undies with it then he fed me rotten food I was farting and pushing my brother was laughing then he got a stick and spanked me he then pulled my underwear higher making my butthole bleed I blushed he then took a picture of me and posted it on Snapchat my ass was cold!
by AHoof March 12, 2022
a wedgie where the reciever is given several wedgies. the wedgies are usally in this order...
1.) regular wedgie
2.) frontal wedgie
3.) mervin (front and back wedgie)
4.) atomic wedgie (underwear put over the head)
5.) Hanging wedgie or mervin
6.) hang there until underwear rips or are let go
1.) regular wedgie
2.) frontal wedgie
3.) mervin (front and back wedgie)
4.) atomic wedgie (underwear put over the head)
5.) Hanging wedgie or mervin
6.) hang there until underwear rips or are let go
When i was in the 6th grade, a group of 8th graders gave me the worst super wedgie of all time. before the whole process they made me strip into nothing but my briefs in the school hallway. i was so embarressed. then they draged me to the school flagpole with a few other students folowing them. i was torchered with there ritual that they do. (they did that to a 6th grader every week) then they pull me to the top of the flagpole. people laughed took pictures and throw things at me. (most of them did even hit me because the flagpole is very high and i was at the very top) I sayed at the top of it for a total of 6 hours before a teacher noticed. when i got home my brother showed me that the pictures everyone took where all ready online. I went to school the next day and everyone laughed at me the entire day. I was so embarressed.
My parents didnt let me change schools and ever seince them i have been a victom of a super wedgie almost every week now.
My parents didnt let me change schools and ever seince them i have been a victom of a super wedgie almost every week now.
by super wedgie man December 02, 2009