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Webber

1. (negative) A person who enjoys hearing themselves talk and does not pick up on social cues when others are uninterested in what they're saying. (Like a spider spinning a web that you cannot escape.) Can also be used as a verb (Web, Webbing).

2. (Positive) A jovial nickname among friends who enjoy having long, deep conversations with eachother.
1. That guy at the show was such a Webber. I was trying to setup my gear and he would not stop webbing me about random topics. I had no clue what he was saying.
2. Whatsup Webber! It's been so long, how have you been? (Passes joint, 2hrs of webbing commences)
by Brody_Low August 24, 2023
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Webber

Often used as a racial slur for giant spider people, which if you knew we’re secretly intergraded into society in 1986.
Terry: Yo stop ruining our spot you Webber!

Giant Spider Person: That’s Rude!

Terry was then eaten
by eerie5 September 8, 2023
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Webble

by brgb September 14, 2023
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Webbing

Seeing Madame Web and jacking off while watching, then finishing onto other members of the theatre. Eventually the theatre becomes covered in a thick, interconnected "Web".
Holy smokes! We're Webbing!
by SHADYHIPSTER February 13, 2024
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Webberite

A short, pudgy, plump unattractive female with a cantankerous personality, & nasty attitude - and is a complete wench to all females of normal or smaller size, especially if the latter are smoke-shows (aka HOT).
"Here she comes down the hall, with her lispy friend...that bitch is such a Webberite"
by TommyTooTall November 30, 2025
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President Webbe

Clinical medical head of the mysoginistic drinking society "Corpissed." Owns a very interesting picture anatomy book.
James has got his book again!
I'm arranging a formal with the all girls college ... ;)
by Room 4 November 17, 2004
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Ninja Webbing

The use of a dark garb and quite feet to jump from place to place on the world wide interconnected web without the notice of other jews / beaners
"ahhh i see u have perfected the fine art of ninja webbing, congradulations"
by Andrew M to the SHAWN June 11, 2008
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