Good God, did you see the size of that girl Pat was with last night...boy is he a watermelon farmer!
by william shatnered January 3, 2011
Get the watermelon farmermug. In Watermelon Sugar is a book by Richard Brautigan, that describes the fantasy world of the counter-culture/hippies. It's about making love and tigers who help you with multiplication then go back to eating your parents and not saying your name. It's very trippy/far out.
His VW bus was such a trip on the inside, he had to name it Watermelon Sugar, and when you came out of it, your whole world changed; just because you had been inside Watermelon Sugar.
by Old Hippy January 2, 2021
Get the Watermelon Sugarmug. similar in principle to the drive-by screwdrivering, except that the screwdriver is replaced by a watermelon (or similarly bulky fruit)
the act of the drive-by watermelon is as follows:
-head to a local hangout frequented by chavs/general delinquents (McDonalds car park is usually a good location)
-pick out an individual deserving enough to receive the impending assault
-slow down the vehicle and wind down the window, then lob said watermelon squarely at the recipient's groin
-you may need to speed up and escape at this point to avoid retaliation, however the watermelonee will most likely be on the floor in pain, and his acquaintances will generally be too confused and too busy laughing at their unfortunate chum to raise a counter-attack.
-retire to a safe distance
the act of the drive-by watermelon is as follows:
-head to a local hangout frequented by chavs/general delinquents (McDonalds car park is usually a good location)
-pick out an individual deserving enough to receive the impending assault
-slow down the vehicle and wind down the window, then lob said watermelon squarely at the recipient's groin
-you may need to speed up and escape at this point to avoid retaliation, however the watermelonee will most likely be on the floor in pain, and his acquaintances will generally be too confused and too busy laughing at their unfortunate chum to raise a counter-attack.
-retire to a safe distance
the tracksuit-wearing yobs got what they deserved for a change when we rolled past and administered a drive-by watermelon attack
by D-Bizz November 16, 2006
Get the drive-by watermelonmug. In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done, and done again, as my life is done in Watermelon Sugar. -Richard Brautigan
"I'll tell you about it because I am here, and you are distant" -Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar
by Jacaranda March 12, 2021
Get the Watermelon Sugarmug. by Engineer Gaming March 18, 2021
Get the watermelon sugarmug. 
by #1 change your ticket fan December 20, 2020
Get the Watermelon Sugarmug.