Mexican Wanking Fish

1. Slang term to descibe an axolotl.

2. An axolotl who is just BEGGING for a mate, but their owner doesn't want to get another pet.

3. A penis.

1.
Gotta go, I have to feed my Mexican Wanking Fish...

2.
My pet axolotl Bubbles is SUCH a Mexican Wanking Fish. He drops his sperm everywhere in the tank and I'm too afraid to stick my hand in the tank to feed him.
I am saving up for that cute pair of pink high-heels and I don't want to get him a stupid mate!

3.
Dude, do your fly up - I can see your Mexican Wanking Fish!

by Thora "Trif" Rogers October 9, 2006

Wapping

Masturbating with your left hand if you're a righty, or vice versa.

Usually occurs when someone has broken their preferred arm, they are forced to wap instead of fap.

My mom caught me wapping the other night, it was awkward because she was used to me fapping my right hand.

by midnight wapper December 7, 2010

wanking charriot

someone's bed, a place where one would indulge in such an act

"that wee bastard's been lying in his wanking charriot all day!"

by Sean Morton November 17, 2006

wanking

hitting a bong, or masturbating

hey mc shuljr wanna come wanking with my bong?

by peckerpenispants February 26, 2011

wanking

Discussing an unimportant, obscure issue for a long time

The Committee started wanking about Robert Rules' of Order and as a result didn't get anything important done for the rest of the meeting.

by theplaz September 16, 2012

wanging

Like "banging", in describing a female.

Dude, that chick is WANGIN'!

by Joe M. January 18, 2004

Wamping

The action of brutality and/or savagely killing other individuals in a repetitive manner during an online game of Call of Duty.

Exclaimation : "We're totally wampin this team."

Friend 1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Friend 2: "Wamping some noobs on the box"

by BrewinPheeners January 11, 2011