sealed walrus

when you take a shit in someone's vagina and take it out wrap it in plastic wrap, put it in your freezer for two whole weeks and then eat it.

"That sealed walrus tasted like chocolate."

by xxxbeyotchhhxxx September 20, 2009

Sloppy Elephant Walrus

Blasting such a big load in your girls mouth that she chokes on it and it comes out of her nostrils..

Maya blew me with the best mouth I ever felt, I shot such a load that she choked on it and and my splooge came gushing out her nose.. A sloppy Elephant Walrus..

by Bwanab August 1, 2010

Walrus Powder

The only means by which Walrus Armor may be penetrated and the Walrus rendered defeated. See Walrus.

A Walrus is no match for the mighty Walrus Powder!

by neveragainfool October 27, 2014

Walrus (animal)

A graceful and majestic animal that flops around the ocean, kings of the land and sea. They'll crush you, so be sure not to mess with them, you wont know what to do. Best animal of them all. WARLPIRI

Friend: I just swam 100km across the ocean.
Me: Wow you are such a walrus (animal)

by Xxnthx October 5, 2017

walrus floss

When you are on the level of obesity where your thong looks like a walrus flossing vigorously.

Yo daves girl has some serious walrus floss going on.
I need to head to the bathroom, I need to fix this walrus floss.

by Aryustusken December 28, 2017

Walrus Rimjob

Your wife has to be large in nature and bathes in the gutters of the street. She then picks you up with work and rewards you with an hour long rimjob in the kitchen while your neighbours watch

Hey Dan and Roy, I got the best Walrus Rimjob last night. I have never felt so much pleasure in my life!

by Hoonigan__88 January 26, 2018

Wallism

A religion where people believe that the wall will protect them from anything

I believe that walls will protect me. I will join this wallism religion

by NotCrayze October 22, 2020