walmart

n. A large, prosperous corporation whose business is "lower prices" on basically everything imaginable to mankind short of weapons of mass destruction and sex toys, always good to invest in for quick cash-in.

"Hey, Francine, it's three in the morning and i can't think for this f***ing paper any more, let's go to Walmart and buy us a Twix, a coke and some cliffnotes."

by steveisright December 18, 2003

Walmart Emo

An emo who is either too poor, lazy, or doesnt live close enough to an actual store with stuff that they like. Applies to s scene kids too. Usually posers.

Hazel: Wow, Jen is such a Walmart Emo. She wears those Miley Cyrus skinny pants and thinks they work.

Jim: I know, right?

by Rayvine January 3, 2010

Walmart

Melting pot of the worst human trash and stupidest people walking this Earth. A Walmart is also the number one spot for the ultimate People-Watching experience.

Frustrated White Trash Mother in Walmart: (says to her crying five year old son with scars and a mullet) "Put them back on the shelf, you know we can't afford no Lucky Charms!"

by B3player89 December 21, 2008

Walmart

Verb, to explain using to the lowest common demoninator. To make readily explainable to the average Walmart employee or customer. To "dumb down" an otherwise complex explanation, idea, or concept.

"You need to Walmart that report before presenting it"

A Walmarted explanation for basketball would read as follows: five guys try to throw a ball in the other five guys' basket.

"Gravity makes things fall down," Walmarted Isaac Newton.

by Samuel Pettyjohn January 22, 2006

walmartialarts

when two "Canadians" go toe to toe for the last pair of clearance $1.99 flip flops.

Shit yo, I had to break off some WalMartialarts on her ass before she bogarted my boots.

by Robert Weiser February 7, 2007

WalMac's

Your local Wal-Mart owned McDonalds restaurant.

"Hey guys, wanna go to WalMac's?"

"Sure! It's helluva lot cleaner there, anyways."

by Disperse April 10, 2009

walmart

A place where you can run around the store and put adult diapers in random peoples carts and won't get kicked out!

*EXAMPLE*

Timmy: "Dude, I love Walmart!!"
Tommy: "Why?'
Timmy: "Because I just spent 3 hours running around the store putting adult diapers in peoples carts!!"

by Yeah, I run with scissors bitch! September 3, 2005