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Oklahoma Wake-up Call

If you have a roommate that snores and keeps you awake, and you decide to take action, this is what you should do. You first start by straddling your roommate and squatting over their face, gingerly resting your testicles over each nostril. Then spread your ass cheeks and wait patiently for your roommate to wake-up due to lack of air. Once they have awaken you proceed to shit all over their face.
Eric- "Ross was snoring so loud last night i couldnt sleep so i gave him an Oklahoma Wake-up Call"

Marc- "hahaha!, did you tape it!?!?"
by Chaef-Aid February 20, 2010
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Wake Forest Rolesville High School

Located in Wake County of North Carolina. It was recently under construction to build a four story tower building. It does not have as many teenage drunks or potheads as their rival school Wackfield(Wakefield).

Wake Forest Rolesville has an amazing football team and graduation rate.

The football team went to the state championships for 4-AA for the first time in school history in 2010.

The softball team won 100 straight games, too.
The Marching Band also went to the finals at their competition in Sanderson High School. They placed 7/8 in the finals, but 7/20 in all.
Wake Forest Rolesville High School is an amazing school.

We are the superior school compared to the school across the river and inside the woods called Wackfield(Wakefield).
by Star Fox Elite February 18, 2011
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girl's wake

When walking behind a girl that smells nice, you constantly smell her as the air that she displaces when walking gets filled with perfume.
Whoah, I was behind 99 the other day, that girl's wake was amazing :)
by DerekD February 24, 2008
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wake and bake

A stoner's lone motivation to forego snoozing for ten more minutes. Also known as "morning glory" and "the buffer between my fist and my boss's face."
"I'm ready for bed. Leave the bong ready so we can wake and bake before work."
by The Prototype May 8, 2007
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wakeboarding

ITS NOT A SKI! gawd! the origin of wakeboarding comes from "skurfing" which came from skiing and surfing combined. The style of the boar is closer to surfing and you are positioned more similar to a surfer rather then a skier. But the skiing part comes from the fact that you do have a boat towing you with a rope and handle, and that you have bindings. Wakeboards have many things that affect the board including, fins and whether you have them or not, the rocker (how far off the ground each side comes). The smaller the rocker the better the rider. Same with fins, no fins=difficult but no fins also=better rider. I for one have been wakeboarding since i was 10, and im 15 now.
The lake is glassy, it's a good time for wakeboarding.
by anniethebizitch May 27, 2005
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wake gash

someone who hooks up with wake-boarders on a daily basis
Natalie is such wake gash... she got Rusty Trombone last night by Max, and gave Nick a cincinnati bowtie the night proir!
by TSR-MANIA June 10, 2010
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