Waffle

A waffle is a summer camp prank that requires several people to execute. The wafflee is restrained while a tennis racket is pressed firmly on his stomach. Then a coarse brush is violently applied to the area. When the racket is lifted the red and white grid impression resembles a tasty breakfast treat.

Dear Mom and Dad: Camp is fun, but two nights ago my bunkmates gave me the worst waffle. Last night, just as a joke, I set my bunk on fire and barricaded the door from the outside so I guess we're even.

by Obamessiah August 19, 2009

waffling

To say or do one thing, then when called on it change your position.

Watch your feet, That Kerry, he's a waffling againg.

by todman August 26, 2004

waffle

To be in-decisive. To wander back and forth across a playing field.

"We might have won that game (an RTS style game) if we hadn't waffled back and forth across the playing field."

-I chose to answer the cries for help and leave my fortified position to help another player, then after defeating that threat, was called again to help the 3rd player (on the other side of the board) with thinned forces. The losing battle wiped me out and eventually we all lost the game. I blamed the loss on "waffling back and forth." If we had each been able to defend our positions, we might have won!

by ZachP April 10, 2008

waffle

To motorboat, or waffle, some testicles.

You waffle that shit.

by Clintosarus Rex January 13, 2009

waffling

Constant, pointless talking that begins to turn into a continuous slur for the listener. Becomes very boring after a few minutes and can even cause drowsiness in severe cases.

My ass he is waffling again!

by Ad August 26, 2004

waffle

another term for male genitalia

my waffle itches this will get me up to twenty letters and three words

by anonoymous726389 October 19, 2004

waffle

Term used for someone who is astheticly challenged. Comes from the word ugly and the Eggo waffle. Ugly > Uggo > Eggo > Waffle.

Your girlfriend is a real waffle, man.

by Jordan Ranson May 13, 2005