Paul Walker Shits

When you run to the bathroom and take a shit that is very fast but mad furious. A Paul Walker Shit usually occurs the day after indulging in some 4th meal at Taco Bell or drinking MD 20/20.

Tyler: Dude I ate some 4th meal last night whilst washing it down with some MD 20/20. My guts are geekin. I gotta take a shit. I'm out.

Strap: Dude look at Tyler run to the shitter. He's got the Paul Walker Shits.

by Sweaty Waters April 15, 2014

bagpipe wanker

A person who is originated from Scotland.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!

by wanking December 12, 2016

dumpy wanker

A very slow moving British fraccer that looks like Homer Simpson.

There is a dumpy wanker working on black crew for Ironhorse Energy Services.

by Yourpaljesus May 21, 2018

Devon walker

A kind of adulterer that has a husband but takes her ring off when she goes to work as a receptionist

Yo that Devon walker gave me a fire blowjob, but I heard she has a husband

by Maverick999 May 19, 2021

Google Wanker

A new breed of pseudo intellect ,when seeing something has to google it then copy paste it in the conversation normally at the wrong time ends up looking like a true wank puffin

I checked what you wrote best plagiarism ever,you google wanker

by whinging old bastards unhacked July 22, 2018

Wanker's Wednesday

It's when CHSmem memes/roasts the shit out of some poor Catherdralite on Wednesdays
@CHSmem on Instagram

Ah fuck bro you just got voted for Wanker's Wednesday.... You're so fucked

You just fucked my wife! Omg I am so voting for you for Wanker's Wednesday

I was having a real tough time in my life but #WankersWednesday made me get through it

by Haramchoddo August 3, 2018

keys wanker

A person who clips their keys onto their jeans so everyone can see that they have things to unlock.

Commonly found in AU Ford driver

Daveo - Look at those keys clipped to his jeans.

Johno - yeah what a keys wanker

Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018