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to salt the wombat

A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.
I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!

I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!
by CmdBanana June 10, 2024
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Chocolate Wombat

The act of gifting someone a chocolate representation of a regional animal, such as a small marsupial or mammal, as a token of thanks.
D: Hey J, I brought you back this Chocolate Wombat from Australia as a thanks for that restaurant recommendation.

J: Uh, thanks. Do I have to eat it?
by PoopyMcGee November 7, 2012
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Chubby Wombat

The act of shaving your pubic hair before intercourse with a heavyset person, ejaculating on their face. Then, using the cum as glue, sticking the pubic hair onto their face.
Hey dude, you see that chick over there? I heard Bobby gave her a Chubby Wombat the other night. You can still see some of the hair!
by ObiWanCannoli April 10, 2025
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pink wombat

Translates into 'a snarky vagina'. Someone who is verbally free as a powerful female/feminen role.

When a person states an observation in a sassy way demonstrating situational stupidity. Also known as pink wombatting
"Sarah I think i can down this 40 in 30 seconds."
"Of course Tim but why not get the puke bucket ready now to save my shoes ahead of time."
"There you go pink wombatting again, youre such a pink wombat"
by AJPinkWombat February 28, 2016
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Wombat

The manliest animal alive. Native to Australia, the wombat is a are ferocious, apex predator that is capable of moving at 69 miles per hour, and even faster while flying. They feed on a diet of crocodiles, kangaroos, and human babies.
Oh fuck, is that a wombat? We are all doomed...
by PapaWombat 69 June 8, 2020
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wombat wings

Dirty, nasty, long hair that when underwater spreads out on both sides of the head like small wings. Normally a male's hair but could be a female's as well.
Patrick: "Curran's hair is so gross, just check out how it wombat wings."
Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."
by Broskiii December 3, 2009
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