(verb)
the ability to forget information that you have read once it is deemed \:
a. inappropriate
b. vulgar
c. profane
or d. retarded
being able to un- read something automatically makes it alright to read anything. If it's not okay for you to read it- you can always un- read it!
the ability to forget information that you have read once it is deemed \:
a. inappropriate
b. vulgar
c. profane
or d. retarded
being able to un- read something automatically makes it alright to read anything. If it's not okay for you to read it- you can always un- read it!
But mom, I don't remember anything from that book- I unread it.
Mrs. Blaney advised the book club readers to un- read any of the books on the book list that they have already read.
Mrs. Blaney advised the book club readers to un- read any of the books on the book list that they have already read.
by molly- morgan jones October 10, 2007

a very small city south west of london, nothing ever FUCKING HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!
pronounced reding but we're awkward so we spelt it reading:)
pronounced reding but we're awkward so we spelt it reading:)
by punksnotdead17 August 20, 2019

To feel a girls tits that are so small all you feel are ribs and hard nipples, no cushion whatsoever.
"Dude, hooked up with that academy chick last night, absolutely nothing to grab on, I felt like I was reading brail"
by Michael Salvatore March 12, 2008

The act of being so engrossed in a book or magazine that you become oblivious to the world around you for hours at a time.
I tried getting in touch with Sam three days ago but every since he started reading that new novel he has stopped communicating.
Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.
Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.
by SFygmnt March 14, 2014

To watch a movie with subtitles.
by AmelieFromFrance November 17, 2011

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading
“Mate Ive just been at Reading”
“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”
“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”
by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022

He is the man. the myth. the legend- he the ultimate father figure and is a god-like human - John will be your dad no matter who you are. he is : John Read
by smithy smith May 26, 2020
