Wide Flap Saz

A certain individual that enjoys taking big loads and being involved in activities such as, gang bangs, being spit roasted, and the russian flash bang.

Wow look at that Wide Flap Saz over there, she’d be up for anything filthy

by indigenousDude37 June 8, 2023

Wide alive

The act of being wide awake and still alive, combined into one phrase.
Made popular by a kid from Kansas who was playing Call of Duty: Resurgence with "OLDERWVLF" and "buttblaster420" on PlayStation 5 server

The gamer was bragging about being better than everyone and dropping the N bomb a lot to sound cool, when antagonized about his personality and play style , he got flustered and tried to proclaim he was wide awake at 3am on a Saturday and still alive ,but due to his nervousness , he uttered " I'm wide-alive!!"
When roasted about this incident he muted the lobby out of embarrassment and frustration.

Random gamer : cmon you guys are so bad at the game , get more points , cmon

OlderWvlf: man hush we are playing for fun and you aren't even that good , sounds like your sleeping over there, how many frags you got?
Random gamer: wtf!! Ughh what do you mean I'm WIDE ALIVEEE!!!!

by OlderWvlf July 15, 2024

wide cunt

A Scottish (east coast) definition of someone acting hard but doesn't seem to be or acting wealthy whilst wearing fake brands.

Jimbo - "see that cunt over there giving it beans?"
Timmy - "ignore that wide cunt he's full o pish
Jimbo - "fuck it then"
Timmy - "aye fuck him"

by MyPilesAreSore August 11, 2024

Wide Eyed Bandit

Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.

That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

Wide Right

Not right in the head, incoherent, not good, off the mark.

Dude….are you off your meds…you are acting all wide right today.

by Hopeless Bromantic January 22, 2024

Wide receiver

Being a gay Homosexual male taking penis from many different individuals

He's know around the city he likes taking it wide like rashford on the pitch he's a known wide receiver

by CUT FROM HEEA February 3, 2024

Wide door

Fat or overweight person

Dude you need to lose weight, you’re a wide door.

by dempsey_4 May 21, 2024