fassy wench

Louise Kitcher, someone that chooses a guy over playing Black ops 3 with there friends.

She chose her boyfriend over me, what a fassy wench

by Mullac Ytteab April 17, 2017

wench

The word "wench" is purely just another word for "young female child." It is Germanic in origin as many words in English are and yes. People still use it in such a way!

The wench in the store was so extremely nice when I fell into her on accident.

by @ibreiden May 16, 2016

mariana wench

Refers to a bitchy female in a group of bitchy females who is the meanest, nastiest, crankiest, bitchiest, wenchiest cunt of the whole group.

I've finally realized that out of all my wife's friends, her friend Alina is definitely the Mariana Wench of them all.

by STGINAZ February 7, 2017

wench

female twitch streamers with simps in their chat

Silence wench, I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy (aaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

by spincow go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr April 15, 2021

Wench push-ups

Pirate push-ups, but made easier by allowing the person to use their knees.

Bro 1: Bro, quit doing wench push-ups!

Bro 2: But bro, pirate push-ups are too hard!

by Teff1313 April 25, 2021

Sand Wench

A woman easily seduced at the beach.

Guy: "Man, she was an easy lay."

Dude: "I heard she was an exhibitionist. Where'd you go?"

Guy: "We went to the Beach at midnight."

Dude: "Ah. I figured she was a sand wench."

by Korgihl December 17, 2012

The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!

Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*

by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013