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Vintage Tard

a vintage tard is an older person who is either mentaly unstable or very stupid.
ha ha look at that vintage tard
WHAT is that vintage tard doing!
get off my choad you vintage tard.
by vintage tard October 22, 2004
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vint

Mixture of methamphetamine and pseudoephedrine. It is an injectable drug that was all the rage in downtown Moscow in the early 2000's.
Let's inject this hard rock of vint I have in my pocket
by _GoD_ September 20, 2004
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Vintage White Pussy ("VWP")

1. (Noun) A physically-attractive woman of Caucasian descent and wealthy financial background;

2. (Adj.) Of or bearing the classical physical likeness and/or elegance to legendary actress Grace Kelly;

3. (Adj.) A person with classical fashion proclivities such as pleated sleeve seams and cuffs (e.g. Vintage White Pussy Bow blouse)
1. Legendary actress and Princess of Monaco, Grace Kelly was vintage white pussy ("VWP").

2 or 3. That woman is VWP!
by RXS1971 April 16, 2011
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Vinstigator

Originated from the term "Instigator"

An awesome flash animator that takes crap from no one and pwns any one who opposes him. He has been at Newgrounds since 11/12/03 and has already won four portal awards in a row (and even took a 3 month break from flash. He made his triumphant return in March 2004.)

His accomplishments include Daily 4th place (twice), Daily 5th place (once), and Daily 3rd place (once). And right now, his batting average is 3.65 / 5.00 (A+). And his current average review score is 8.79/10.00 (58 reviews), and that's including the asshats that give him zeros!

Here is a list of his portal awards...

Portal awards:
1. FFVI: The Day After Part10, Daily 4th Place, 3/17/04
2. FFVI: The Day After Part9, Daily 3rd Place, 3/12/04
3. FFVI: The Day After Part8, Daily 5th Place, 12/22/03
4. FFVI: The Day After Part7, Daily 4th Place, 12/14/03

See that 3 month gap? Maybe he could have had twice as many awards if he made flash during that 3 month absence...
"EG: If you are on Vinstigator's shit list, you better watch out!

"EG: You did what? You Gave Vinstigator a zero?! Are you fucking stupid?! Now your ass is gonna get pwned big time!

"EG: Wow, you're getting really good at flash! You might be the next Vinstigator!
by Vinstigator March 21, 2004
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Vintage

1. Hairy vagina 2. Vagina that reminds you of porn from the 70s.
"Girl you know I don't shave, I got that vintage!"
by PaJuan LaChase November 30, 2019
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Vintage Cunt

A phrase used to describe something that is especially funny or notable.

Unofficially invented by Lj and Webb in '06.
Lj: Anthony is a pedo
Webb: Vintage Cunt!
by Tom Habel 2 October 27, 2008
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vintage

(adj.). Something distinctly characteristic of a certain person.
Person A: Did you hear Mike got drunk last night and had sex with some ugly chick?
Person B: Oh, man, that is vintage Mike.
by rewm May 12, 2011
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