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viking grasp

When someone grabs your dick like their shaking hands and jerks it up and down in that same manner causing the receiver to ejaculate blood.
Viking grasp - see above
by Pol Pot's yoga class June 11, 2017
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Viking Funeral

masturbating into an old sock one last time before you throw it away (or burn it for a more authentic viking experience). ceremony may be done with or without an audience, viking’s choice
hey guys, just got back from a viking funeral. I cried a bit, but I know he’s in a better place now.
by childishzambino May 21, 2021
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Dirty Viking

It's where a male uses his ass hair to give a woman a shit stained beard by sitting on their face
Susan had always dreamed of getting a Dirty Viking from Steve
by Ronn Muffmuncher March 25, 2018
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Viking Penis

Man my boy Robert has a Viking penis
by chicken launcher February 21, 2023
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Minnesota vikings

Minnesota vikings

A team in the National Football League (NFL) whose idea of a successful season is not choking during the last 5 weeks and missing the playoffs. Unlike other teams, they know they will never win a Super Bowl and once they make the playoffs, that's pretty much it. Most of their fans are greek and as we know greek men invented man on man anal sex. They call kirk cousins primetime for absoultely no reason at all, he is in fact not primetime at all. Also minnesota has the worst food in america. They say duck duck grey duck instead of duck duck goose. (Idiots) basically only thing that came out of minmesota that was even remotely cool was prince and he was suspect.
The minnesota vikings will win the superbowl in neveruary
by Cashcow820 November 22, 2021
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Super Viking

The ranking for a Nordic sailor guy that is above a Regular Viking, but below a Super Duper Viking
"my Nordic cousin Bjørn got promoted from a low-class Regular Viking to a intermediate-class Super Viking"
by Botanical Gull July 11, 2021
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minnesota vikings

1. God-awful team that is destined to fail in every season and manages to screw up their chances of a superbowl spot. Lead by a fuckcheese known as brad childress. Don't know the meaning of the term "talent"!
2. can be used to describe how utterly shit something is.
1. "Did you hear that the vikings failed to get to the playoffs?"
"Sure. it's the vikings. they do it every year!"
2. "Dude. that's as bad as the minnesota vikings!"
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