Alex Does Video Games

A retarded Youtube channel that is less active then Pyrocynical and does retarded content like Roblox and Minecraft. What a cunt.

"Did you see Alex Does Video Games's new Video?"What no ew that guys terrible"

by EYEofFIRE10 June 7, 2018

Penis Video Game Nerd

A knockoff of the Angry Video Game Nerd

During the angry reviewing era came a Penis Video Game Nerd, then more end up existing.

by BetterSkatez February 2, 2022

video games

Lots of people play these. Ask any random person and at least one out of ten will say: "yes, i do play video games." In fact, about 40% of the world's population do. There are billions of these to play. As you will see below, these are ONLY for leisure and NOT for regular use...

QWERTY: its the weekend. im gonna play some video games.
QWERTYUIOP:ok. DO NOT SPEND 300 HOURS ON IT!!!!!
QWERTY: bleeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh viiideooo gammmessss!!!!!!!!!
QWERTYUIOP: uh oh.. gone hyper. AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by hissingcobra May 7, 2022

Video game cheaters

Video game cheaters Fucking bitches who deserve to be tortured, sentenced to death and tortured again in hell. Fuck them. They really dont deserve to live. Noone loves them because they are fucking losers who suck at life. I really just want to stab them multiple times in the body then slice them up. Fuck hackers! Fuck them! They dont deserve to be here on Earth! Fuck their assholes!!! FUCK BITCHED HACKERS FUCK HACKERS AND THEIR STUPID ASSED FACE. FUCK SHIT NIGGA!!!!!!

Video game cheaters: talks
Everyone: Fuck you! Noone likes you! You cuck dont deserve to live Fuck hackers! Fuck them! They dont deserve to be here on Earth! Fuck their assholes!!! FUCK BITCHED HACKERS FUCK HACKERS AND THEIR STUPID ASSED FACE. FUCK SHIT NIGGA!!!!!! FUCK SHITTT BITVHHHHHHXHMXuiaoekejejwwooq9101iwiwsdkdkckf,2ujze2nzy

by MinceFuck Cycle February 4, 2022

Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

video game maggie

The greatest gaming magazine ever. Invented by Chris O’Neill. Every review says “he sure knows how to” or “sure doesn’t know how to.”

Go buy Video Game Maggie.

by maklunky August 3, 2023

Video Game Time

The rate of time that passes when playing video games, which is much faster. 10 minutes in Video game time tends to be an hour in real time, although it depends on the game.

Example one
Mum "Timmy where the hell you been all day?"
Timmy"What do you mean? I've only been gaming for an hour."
Mum"Timmy, it's 4pm!"
Timmy" Ah crap I thought it was 10! I guess it was only an hour in video game time."

Example two
Mum "Larry dinners gonna be ready in 10 minutes!"
*A minute of video game time passes*
Mum "Larry come on dinners ready!"

Larry "But it's only been a minute? Ah video game time."

by mrperson123 January 31, 2018