Valentine Chocolates

When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!

I gave gracie some special valentine chocolates

by Naked Chinese man February 14, 2021

Jack Valentine

White boy soundcloud rapper. Flexxes everything he has. Bit of a prick

He's such a typical Jack Valentine

by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019

Valentine's Day

When the V and D get together.

Boy: Hey, are you down to fuck?
Girl: I could make an exception. I mean, it IS Valentine's Day...

by Doctor Doof February 5, 2015

Funny Valentine

The act of pursuing saint corpse parts to give america a better life in a patriotic way

Kid 1: Man his presentation on saving america and the saint corpse parts is crazy
Kid 2: Yeah he's such a funny valentine.

by distributedledger September 10, 2022

valentine's juice

Cum mixed with period blood. Your cum is white, and blood is red. Red mixed with white creates pink, which is the color many people associate with valentine's day, hence the name "valentine's juice".

She said she was on her period, but that didn't stop me from serving up some valentine's juice.

by tacobama June 4, 2016

Valentine's Day

The worst holiday known to single people and men in general. Also known as Single's Awareness Day

I always dread Valentine's Day because I am still single.

by GermanBob1776 January 29, 2015

Valentine's Day

Also known as "Forever Alone Day" or "Singles Awareness Day." A day when all the single people are extra sad and all of the couples are extra clingy.

"Ugh, Valentine's day. I'm so lonely."

by Speaker 4 the Dead April 10, 2012