vaginal potato

Starch you use when you are lonely.

Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.

by The Zaisian May 15, 2015

Vaginal Chiropractor

When you have a really bony spine and a girl grinds her vagina on it for pleasure. Hurts at first, but your back feels great the next day.

John: "Dude I heard you fucked Sarah last night"
David: "Yeah and she gave me a vaginal chiropractor. Hurt like shit at first, but my back has never felt looser."

by darfielg December 13, 2014

Vaginal Defecation

After doing an Alabama Hot Pocket or any familiar sexual act, the crap that you inserted inside the vagina,mixed with cum and vaginal fluids, will start pouring out of the vagina, making a vaginal defecation.

Guy 1: "Dude, Michelle took that Alabama Hot Pocket like a pro last night. and her Vaginal Defecation was more fluid than Niagra."
Guy 2: "Oh man, hope you took it in the mouth like it's supposed to."

by Aly8188 June 13, 2015

Vaginal crayfish

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs

TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!

by Mrdusty sac January 11, 2018

Vaginal Air

One whose personal aroma is notably Vagina

She fucks so much, She indeed maintains a permanant Vaginal Air

by Colonel Whetherton March 13, 2011

Vaginal sip

When you are engaged in cunnilingus and the female in question squirts directly into your mouth

Bruh, I was eating out Jessica last night and I inadvertently took a vaginal sip

by [e-mail] October 19, 2019

Vaginal Trespassing

The act of one male involuntarily crossing the path of a women's vaginal slit after clearly being told and given hints that it is for nobody to go inside, or mess with. Often referred to as unintentional rape, or in often cases molester. Consequences may include pregnancy, damaged vaginal canals, and in often cases aids.

"I told Michael he was not allowed inside of my Juicy, tight, wet pussy. He ignored me and beat my pussy up worse than a punching bag." He was later charged by the police with Vaginal Trespassing, and was found with aids.

by cockthrone July 22, 2014