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viking game

Similar to regular game. Viking game is the art of picking up girls Unlike regular game viking game involves the use of physical prowess rather than pickup lines or social interaction.

You start using viking game by spotting an attractive female. Once you have spotted an attractive female you locate her underweight boyfriend. You walk up to the attractive female's boyfriend and say "do you think you can handle some shit?"

You proceed to knock out the boyfriend and steal his girl.
"If I keep working out I might be able to viking game a real hottie!"

"That emo douche just got viking gamed! A hardass just knocked him out and stole his girl."
by onaninedayfall March 20, 2008
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The Viking

While enjoying intercourse with a female after ejaculation you punch her in the head until she's knocked out. Then burn her house to the ground.
That bitch was annoying so i showed her the viking.
by boobtet September 14, 2009
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Vikings with manners

There just aren't any vikings with manners
by TapirUnge March 24, 2008
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vikings

The most metal tribe of pagans, fierce and savage, whom although losing the war against christianity eons ago, their descendants still sing about it as if they had won.
"You're just not viking enough." --Kevin Farrell
by Killing Kittens October 22, 2004
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Techno Viking

Techno Viking, protector of blue haired chicks.
That 'blue haired chick' Techno Viking was protecting is a dude.
by yourmomssisterinlaw January 18, 2011
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Vibin

Steven was vibin last night
by Jiveturkey69 September 17, 2017
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Viking

Vikings where a group of people from Scandinavia (Mainly Norway, but also Denmark and Sweden) who where most known for their raids conducted on the British Isles, France and other parts of Europe during the 8th to 11th century.

The word 'Viking' is believed to be Old Norse for "Belonging to a Creek" In other words, you might say "That man is a Viking, of the sea, a seafaring person"

The earliest record of a Viking raid is 787 when mentioned in the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle. This would start a period of 200 years referred to as the "Viking Age"

Vikings had a large impact on the areas of Scotland, Ireland, Northen England, France, Spain and even controlling areas of Russia and the Mediterranean.

Viking explorers colonized such places as Shetland, Iceland, Greenland and the famous Newfoundland 1000 A.D.

The decline of Viking Civilization is believed to have been brought about by the introduction of Christianity in the 11th century. The death of their great King, Harald Hardraada in 1066 at the Battle of Stamford Bridge is also a factor, virtually ending all expeditions.

Despite the modern view, Vikings did NOT wear horned helmets. It is believed this view steemed from the Scandinavian Brozne Age (Some 2000 years before) where horned helmets where used in ceremonies.
Norweigan Viking: "Argh! Taste steel dogs!"
Anglo-Saxon soldier: "What do we do? He's got an axe!"
Other Anglo-Saxon soldier: "You idiot, WE'VE ALL GOT AXE'S!"
by Kruegalfang December 26, 2005
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