super wet vagina 

It’s when a girl vagina or pussy is EXTREMELY wet. She wants to be fucked immediately. If she fingers her self it’ll make a weird sound. You can also get her very wet by licking her vagina/pussy. It’s called “Giving Head”. Some girls will lick their fingers and finger themselves, because it’ll slip right In.

Girl) oh hey big daddy Carlos, I have a super wet vagina

Guy) aight bet bitch I’m finna slide into yo pussy like I slide into yo dm’s

super wet vagina by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss February 22, 2019

Vagina ADD 

A condition in which an individual seeking intercourse from a female (ie vagina) is incapable of devoting the necessary attention to the endeavor because he is too distracted by other prospects of intercourse.

While dancing with a sure thing girl, Tommy's Vagina ADD flared up and caused him to stop dancing mid-song and approach another group of girls. In the ensuing maelstrom of estrogen and hurt feelings, Tommy ended the night with no vagina whatsoever.

Vagina ADD by Motuu June 4, 2009

Alive Vagina

The white version of Dead ass.

Jamal:Yo, you got dat shit?
Tommy:No, I left it at home bro.
Jamal:Oh, you dead ass?
Tommy:Yeaah, I'm alive vagina my dude.

Alive Vagina by hot4boyz101 January 10, 2010

deus ex vagina

(n.) 'dA-&s-"eks-'vä-gi-n& An unexpected, artificial, or improbable instance of two or more individuals having sex introduced suddenly in a work of fiction or drama to resolve a situation or untangle a plot.

"...so, her boyfriend found out he had brain cancer, their dog was hit by a car, and the bank finally foreclosed on the house. But then they had sex, and all of their problems were immediately solved!"
"Sex... cured the brain cancer, got them a new dog, and somehow supplied them with a hundred and fifty thousand dollars?"
"Yeah, it was a bit of a deus ex vagina."

deus ex vagina by readx0r September 15, 2008

Vagina Fetish 

One of the most common fetishes among males in the world, apart from the boob fetish. A condition in which sexual arousal and/or pleasure is derived from making physical contact with a human female vagina.

Dude: Bro, I really like vaginas.
Bro: Dude, me too. I have a vagina fetish.
Dude: Bro, me too.

Vagina Fetish by RustBuckit June 17, 2010

SVS (Sandy Vagina Syndrome)

A situation or state in which a person(s) has constant irritability or is possessed of a short temper for no apparent reason.

After B-Red jumped on my case about the color of my shoelaces, I made the statement: "B-Red must have gone to the beach yesterday because he has a serious case of SVS (Sandy Vagina Syndrome) today."

SVS (Sandy Vagina Syndrome) by Melissa C September 5, 2008

Lava Vagina 

when a girl does a handstand and the partner fingers her in her vagina until she erupts causing the substance to flow down her like lava

yo dude i was totally fingering my lady last night when she was doing a handstand, and she erupted all over herself.

DUDE!! THATS A LAVA VAGINA!

Lava Vagina by gary topenio August 28, 2008