A police vehicle over 15 years old but is still in active police service. It should have been retired years ago but the city officials keep a tight budget.
(Man 1) Hey, look at that old ass police car! Do you think it's real? (Man 2) Yeah man that's a unicorn! They are rare as shit!
by ManDogDude November 25, 2016
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by XxStitchxx64 September 6, 2017
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Only works for men
As female widowers usually always compare the new catch to their late spouses
Only works for men
As female widowers usually always compare the new catch to their late spouses
WADE : I'm a what ? A unicorn?
MARSHA : yes wade , women love a guy who been in a long term relationship that he didn't break off by lack of commitment.
MARSHA : yes wade , women love a guy who been in a long term relationship that he didn't break off by lack of commitment.
by RepeatsNice October 23, 2019
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Dude: Hey, I'm to tired for sex today, so why not just masturbate or something?
Woman: It's okay, I got a unicorn
Dude: Wait what.... how high are you right now?
Woman:*Sticking Unihorn in vagina* yes
Woman: It's okay, I got a unicorn
Dude: Wait what.... how high are you right now?
Woman:*Sticking Unihorn in vagina* yes
by The Masturbating Hand January 20, 2016
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You: Damn, that girl/guy was everything I am looking for.
Friend: Why didn't you their number?
You: They left before I had a chance, I swear it was a Unicorn!
Friend: Why didn't you their number?
You: They left before I had a chance, I swear it was a Unicorn!
by topher730 November 10, 2014
Get the Unicorn mug.someone who has not endured vaginal, or anal sex. They are hard to find but are still some out there.
lyndsay do you think that broghan is a unicorn?
No Michael she had rectum sex last month with Cameron no way is she a unicorn
No Michael she had rectum sex last month with Cameron no way is she a unicorn
by missunicorn2k12 August 7, 2012
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-mostly used while riding a bike
-mostly used while riding a bike
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