twop

To backhand along the temple.

Shut up before I twop you.

by definingmyworld November 3, 2008

Topsoil

Debris resulting from aggressive homosexual anal intercourse with someone who failed to cleanse themselves thoroughly before getting ass-rammed. Can be found on a condom in the case of protected sex, on the penile shaft and glans in the case of unprotected sex, and in the pubic hair in both instances. Usually consists of fecal matter, but can sometimes include fragments of poorly digested foods such as corn kernels and peanuts.

That nasty bottom I met online didn't even shower, so I wiped the topsoil off on his bedsheets and took off.

It's just a little topsoil. It's natural. Don't stop. Fuck me!

by Nasty Portland Fucker August 7, 2009

Twopps

Just some really great tits or a nice pair. Twopps are the reason negro league got famous.Black Men usually jump in joy when they see them. African Americans are the main users of this word

She got them Twopps or I'm trying to see them twopps nigga!

by Sirwharton May 10, 2011

Topsail Island

A town on the east on North Carolina where a bunch of Yankees like to visit every fucking summer. We deadass do not like you. It is the greatest place where everything is just better. Has the best beach hands down

Topsail island is the best beach you will ever go to.

by Thatbitch25 May 2, 2018

Ghost Tops

Another way of callin a gurl a hoe........ instead she suck ya off and she out like Swayzee (GHOST)

Damn that bitches was Ghost Tops in High School........ she suck ya off and be out to suck more DICK

by Chauncy Talon June 23, 2007

TOPSHOP!

for awkward silences and general amusement, say this word as high pitched as possible.
hours of family fun ; )

man "i'm leaving you for your sister."
women ".....topshop!!"

by phizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzstaa December 23, 2008

Topshop

Gesture made between mates, reafirming their close friendship. (See Mighty Boosh Series 1)

One friend says to the other in soft and slightly inquisitive tones, whilst lighty taping said friend in a comforting manner with a their hand (fingers bunched together and touching the thumb) "Topshop?"

Friend replies with similar gesture to any part of friends body replying simply "Topshop."

by rastapastagofaster April 7, 2009