twitness

Someone present during a crime who is too stupid or unaware to be a reliable reporter of what he saw.

Ripping off a loony-bin is easier than at most other business-establishments because a lot of those present would just be twitnesses.

by QuacksO September 19, 2020

Twit

A racial slur derogatory towards those of the true Aryan race, usually in reference to someone with curtains.

Brayden Eyles you twit stop munching on your brother's dick.

by Jemfinch June 23, 2022

Twit-winker

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.

"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.

by Rick The Mullet Man August 30, 2011

twitness

Derogatory term for someone whom da speaker feels is too much of a pathetic wimpy no-account to give "viable or reliable" testimony in court.

Da term "twitness" can also refer to a clueless lout who just habitually appears in court to testify at every hearing, even though he did not actually possess actual knowledge of any of said cases --- for example, in da Uncle Remus tale, "Brer Rabbit and the Calico", Brer Fox felt like a total "twitness" when --- as a result of Brer Rabbit's "trickin' him again" by showing him a sheet of paper and claiming dat it was a "sub-peena", knowing dat Brer Fox was illiterate and so he could not actually examine said page to determine whether or not it was actually an official order from da court --- he pantingly scurried over to da Fort Miller court house and was contemptuously told by da court clerk dat he was in fact NOT scheduled to testify at any hearings dat day! As he found out later, da whole thing had merely been a ruse to get Brer Fox away from his house for a while, so dat Brer Rabbit could stop by there himself and tell Brer Fox's "ol' lady" dat Brer Fox had sent her a written message (and confidently presenting her wif da very same sheet of paper as "proof" of what he was claiming, knowing dat Mrs. Fox couldn't read, either) asking her to give Brer Rabbit da sack of fresh meat dat he'd recently brought her to stash in da cool cellar for later consumption.

by QuacksO March 8, 2023

gender twit

When a person wants every word with MAN in it removed from the English language, Spanish language conjugations and all written history.

So now the gender twits want to change sign language because it's to MAN skewed!

by rockNrollTUFFguy May 8, 2018

twit

an acronym for 'that's what I thought' .

Yeah twit is a quicker response when texting.

friend- does water boil at 212 degrees?
me- yeah twit

by Lolly-Poppy December 2, 2019

Twit

A different dialect of the word twat. Also can be used as a shortened version of nitwit. Twit is a much less harsh version of twat, comparable to thot is to hoe, but similar to thot one could take offense to.

Used as a blunt way to describe a foolish person.

I saw some absolute twit just try to put a crayon in an electric pencil sharpener.

Oi mate, lookat this twit jaywalkin' o'er there!

by Cucktagon September 28, 2019