twamp

A twenty dollar bill.

Hey let me get that twamp out ya.

by YouNg DiCkiE MaNe January 20, 2009

Twastigated

Twastigated means to be Twisted and Agitated at the same time.

I'm having a party and 50% of my guests just cancelled, the shrimp is rotten, i'm feeling so Twastigated right now.

by Bernadette Ferdinand May 19, 2009

Twash

Especially pointless or useless comments made on Twitter; i.e. Twitter + Trash = Twash.

Man, this guy's feed is nothing but Twash.

by MabelJay August 5, 2011

who is hotter isabel or tasmin

isabel is much hotter no cap

who is hotter isabel or tasmin ?

everyone : i know you never see two pretty best friends so it’s clearly isabel

by spittingdemfacts6969 November 16, 2020

Tasmania

Home of the people with two heads.

you're from tasmania? where's you're second head? had it removed?

by Riksta November 29, 2004

Twastical

the act of getting a fucked up sex change that goes completely wrong, and you end up with a twat and a testicular gland so you now have a vagina and a cumming magazine but no glue gun.

That islamic guy has a twastical hanging from his pants of and you can just see the camel toe has a testicle shape to it while he sings Numa Numa song

by Oreo King666 March 13, 2013

thasmika

1. (noun)A short, nerdy indian girl with no sense of humor.

2.(adjective)Also refers to someone who steals your food.

3. (noun) Refers to a dangerous prairie dog. If you see a thasmika walking in areas out of captivity, please alert your nearest zoo. They are highly dangerous out of captivity.

1. She snorted at her own lame joke. She was such a thasmika sometimes .

2. She thasmika-ed the sandwich of a poor unsuspecting victim.\
3. The wild thasmika attacked anyone that crossed her path.

by smartstuff23 January 4, 2016