Turbanawkward

When you suddenly realize that you have been wearing a turban for the last hour or so.

"Dude, you have a turban on your head."
"oh." takes it off. "That's turbanawkward."

by ducky500 May 30, 2009

TURMAN EXCANGE

Truman giving me my weed and me giving him money.

This is mother fucking good shit

by Lucifer March 5, 2005

Turban Cowboy

Indian/Pakistani/Hindu People / or those who wear turbans (IE: Sikhs)

Dude, my taxi driver was a Turban Cowboy

by Hatman1969 December 11, 2012

Turban Fever

An extreme attraction to Sikh men that wear turbans. It is a distinct type of attraction that is exclusively associated with Sikh turban styles. The turban becomes a masculine symbol–acting as a mating call to women–attracts women interested in real men. A full, luscious beard can accentuate the sexual desire of women with turban fever.

She's got turban fever banging all those Sikh men with turbans.

by Arywn August 3, 2017

urban turban

an old sweeden bagpipe player

"oi, im urban turban the sweeden bagpipe player"

by ur-ban ter-ban June 19, 2003

Turlan

The disease of the obsession of drawing penis everywhere whilst stroking a cactus

Sharni: What is wrong with Kitty? She drew a penis on my face!
Billie: Oh she has server Turlan.

by McPhailwhilsthocking September 25, 2011

urban turban

a williamsburg t-shirt company specializing in sarcastic, witty ideas and fabulous cuts

guy 1: i bought this dope t-shirt yesterday.
guy 2: it has the same brand of irreverent, sexy appeal as this wicked t-shirt i bought the day before.
guy 1: i got mine from urban turban.
guy 2: hey, same here.
girls: c'mere, boys.

by adu September 5, 2003