The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot,
sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.
sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.
I was about to blow in Brad’s mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. He gave me the old Tostito toss.
by Bleeding disorder January 3, 2024
Get the Tostito Toss mug.A big fat child with humongous man titties. Allegedly has a girlfriend but can't be confirmed to exist or not a she's never been seen. A gluttonous man who can't stop eating like when he tried to eat both a spice bag and pineapple pizza (which he only eats to make his cum taste better for his "girlfriend")
I literally can't stop eating, I have a "problem."
"Reminds me of toshiven toshar cottacoopen (ciaran)"
"Reminds me of toshiven toshar cottacoopen (ciaran)"
by Jammms_ November 26, 2023
Get the Toshiven toshar cottacoopen (ciaran) mug.A Tostitos baby is a sexual maneuver where during sex ,towards the end of a womans period, you creampie her. She then squeezes it out and scoops it up with a nacho chip and eats it.
Yeah I brought home that girl from the party, and she was so wild, she let me give her a "Tostitos Baby"
by KO C December 12, 2024
Get the Tostitos Baby mug.The amount of time it takes you to get rid of the old style and get in with the new style, probably because your ass is broke.
by earcher5 April 2, 2011
Get the minute to shit it mug.When a girl uses a strap on to fuck an asshole and goes all the way inside. Basically balls deep but for women.
I was pegging my boyfriend and he asked for more, so I went full on clit to shit. He moaned like the little pussy he is.
by Big Dick Nine December 22, 2017
Get the Clit To Shit mug.The act of drinking large amounts of alcohol and eating tostito pizza rolls only to vomit said items on to your partners back during intercourse.
by Dr.whan February 18, 2018
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